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Ellen Degenerate
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I hate to be this person but, at least in pets, which have a relatively small life expectancy in comparison to humans, it has be proven to take away years from their life if they are overweight. I found out my dog gained weight after his first bday and immediately switched him to "light" food and he has been great

Unlike the binge-eating child who might stealth overeat in response to strict regimenting, how could a more strictly fed pet sneak treats on the down low, anyway?

Me as a parent:

Maybe he doesn't count it as cheating if he just put the tip in? #Teamamber

The motherhood question makes me so mad. They manage it just the same way working fathers do. Except that's not an acceptable answer because mothers are still supposed to be the child's primary caregiver.

I like hearing about the fashion. I also like hearing about what inspired the actresses and how they feel their films are changing the way we look at [insert subject] and whatever else.

Still more insightful than good ol' DW.

Puppies just need to be exposed to positive bitch role models. As far as they know, their only job is to be mothers. They haven't realized that they can be scientists

My sister in law accused me and my husband of doing this to his mom, as well.

I'm sorry for your loss. My dad loaded the gun and forgot to shoot himself, because the cancer got in his brain. I wholeheartedly, 100% support death with dignity.

Is this brand of 'respect' for 'life' totally unhindered by the idea of quality of life? Because I respect life so much that I want it to be of a meaningful quality, and therefore am opposed to needless suffering.

My grandma was my best friend - I lived about 2 minutes away from her and was at her house every single day at least once. She would call and ask me to do something and I did it no matter how absolutely oddball it seemed. I was leaving her house when she reached out and touched my shoulder. I turned to see the most

Dear Mr. Graham,

When you have to hijack someone else's tragedy to serve your agenda, you've failed.

My grandfather shot himself due to unconcontrolled pain caused by a cancer diagnosis. He had also just watched his baby brother die a slow and painful death from black lung and watched his brother's family struggle to care for him during the 2 years it took him to die. We need better options in this country. To

My living will requests that if I have an incurable or irreversible condition that will result in my death in a relatively short period of time, I become unconscious and my doctors determine I likely will not regain consciousness, or I suffer from advanced dementia or the like, that I do not want to receive artificial

So, is he assailing Diane Rehm and her deceased husband while also making a terrible joke at the expense of Leslie Gore, who also just passed away today? There aren't enough gigantic flaming middle finger .jpegs for this asshole.

These people have absolutely no humanity. I don't even think he truly believes this shit, I think he sees this as an easy way to toss shit at a liberal.

Years ago I watched my grandfather starve himself to death over the course of a month rather than have the remainder of his life be full of painful cancer treatments. I was young, but it taught me how important living (and dying) with dignity can be. No one, and I mean no one, has the right to judge how anyone

They aren't toeing the party line. They're fucking idiots. Darrel Waltrip hasn't had an intelligent piece of insight since the mid-70s. Watch that video again. He ACTUALLY SAID that "the car appears to turn before he gets to the corner" and then stopped, adding that he'd have to see it again. Those words came out of