How are there no comments abt The Rock yet??? And does he have a 'rock' in his pants or I am just happy to see him (and imagining things)?

I was a cook, then a restaurant chef (for a hotel), then finally a sous chef for another hotel chain, 7 years in kitchens before I finally burnt all the way out. And in my experience, it's seldom the special requests themselves, its the timing/attitude. Here are my unsolicited tips:

I read this headline and I was like, "but she's only 13!"

Sriracha has become the ketchup of modern times.

I see your Chris Christie and I'll raise you a Dick Durban.

Look, Christie, if you want to keep up with Chicago's politicians you're going to have to do a whole lot better. A few jet rides and a weekend in Jordan? Pish posh, child's play.

#NotAllMidwesterners

I think it's weird that one baby's cuteness is held above all other babies' cuteness?

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

Actually, I was a virgin when I was raped, and I could still laugh at that.

"A music minister who works with NASCAR, Richard Sniffen, was called by Driscoll on the night of the attack."

Exactly. And we really don't know how much this girl is doing of her own free will.

It's a crappy situation. Letting her die is not the answer, though. She will die without chemo, and the fact her mom is "she's fine, she's not going to die" completely undermines the "I just wanted a second opinion!" part.

Well that particular problem would be solved if ALL fast food restaurants unionised, no?

Imma let you finish, but Dukes is the best mayonnaise of all time. OF ALL TIME. Thou shalt not worship false mayonnaise idols.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I spent most of the appointment asking if I needed his permission to do things. "Put this gown on," was followed by, "Should I call my husband first?"

"Give me your arm so I can draw blood/take your blood pressure." Did I need to call him first?

"Put your feet in the stirrups." Did I need to call my husband?

The point…

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

Hmm, was that before or after he said if you see a man with no coat or no food, don't bother feeding or clothing him, just give him some bootstraps so he learns to do it for himself?