Millionaire complains about not being as much of a millionaire as other millionaires.

Kelly, you know you're my kinswoman, but I think you're way off on this one.

We (and those singing this song) have been insulated from the reality of Ebola as it decimates West Africa. Yes, people who want to be informed can be, but the majority could not care less as long as it's Not In Their Backyard.

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So should only people with access to the southern border be allowed to come in illegally, or should we make it just as easy/free for people who want to come over from the rest of the world? Because everybody else has to jump through hoops to move to this country.

"B-b-b-but you were successful! Everyone else in your situation who fails is just lazy! Bootstraps! 'Murica! Wharrbargghalhlghgldkfjahd;fjfk"

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My face during that video.

Interesting that starving your child is a punishable crime but feeding them full sugar Mountain Dew until they're the size of a house is totally okay.

I'll stop using "Mama" in reference to June if everyone else stops using "Dr." in reference to Phil.

Swearing is a big part of what makes humanity bearable-ish.

Burt feel better.

i'm so smug rn she's so perfect and consistently proves my 'she's perfect' argument. i don't even have to say anything anymore.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

Relevant.

"Ginuwine is reportedly on the verge of bankruptcy, might have to turn in his pony."

I've worked with animals my whole career and this is what I tell people who are struggling with whether to put an animal to sleep: It's a gift to offer euthanasia to our pets when they are suffering or have a poor quality of life. Pets are not capable of understanding why they are in pain, or why they must undergo a…

Too many people have to [put down their pets] watch their family members die because they cannot afford to pay the medical whatever. If you cannot afford to have a [pet] human relative, you shouldn't have one. . . . If you can't afford the medical bills, which could be up to thousands if not tens of thousands, you…

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…