He literally did nothing wrong on the track at the end, sorry you are pouty I guess but 'hes a meany!!!' isnt a reason to penalize someone.

for what, people trying to fight him after the race?

I'm still not a fan of her rapping accent, but damn, gotta hand it to her for embracing the diss. I think it's hilarious.

He name-dropped Calvin and Hobbes. In a dancing context. I'm ok with this.

Tampa Bay fans- If you love Joe and the Rays so much how about a few of you actually show up for the game! Less than 18 K fans on average per game in Tampa and the Cubs get that for batting practice. The guy built very competitive teams with no payroll budget and you wankers stayed home. I don't blame him for wanting…

Manage the Cubs to a world series title and you can literally park on top of handicapped people.

As the old saying goes, a butterfly flaps it's wings in China and Derek Rose gets knocked out of the game by the stiff breeze it creates.

I don't understand how anyone could consider him a top ten talent at this point. A major factor in establishing that, at least to me, is being able to use that talent for an extended period of time, which Rose hasn't in a long time. When a random non-star has two great above-their-norm weeks they don't suddenly become…

In response to this, the Cubs have revealed yet another updated look to their mascot, which they feel reflects the team's message going forward.

Since when does managing the Cubs not count as a handicap?

Seriously, who does that?

she's now in my imaginary friends circle.

boys chase girls? ok. dogs shit in the house. but we didn't let that fucking slide, now did we?

I didn't think I'd get turned on by this, but he put it in first-person. And, yep, there it is.

"Then I would be devastating. I'd know exactly how to please a woman, I'd know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."

I know so many Bears that would do this. I say we start a task force.

Heck, let's get some big burly bears to hang around outside his studio to say "Heeelllooooo" to him each day.

I stopped reading this when you said that your favorite Hanson brother was Isaac. Isaac?! Are you fucking serious Mark?? Everyone knows the hotness order was Taylor, Zack, then Isaac. I feel like I don't even know you any more.

A couple of years ago, I enjoyed my first trip to Wrigley to catch a Cubs - Mets game; a true match up of Futility v. Ineptitude. My Mets went on to shell Ryan Dempster, 16-4 or something like that. When exiting, I fully expected some sort of heckling from the natives, as I was adorned in my Mets hat and t-shirt. …