ellen-degenerate
Ellen Degenerate
ellen-degenerate

I call b.s. on that. Unless you're working extremely high end hotels and/or celebrity hang-outs (clubs, restaurants, etc - a minority of establishments) there is no way in hell you're making $200 in a shift.

GET IN MY FACEHOLE, FRIED BREAD.

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seventeen is for tweens

We don't know if he forced her to go back to the hotel room. He could have made her feel so unsafe that she couldn't say no. Please stop victim blaming, you asshole.

I am sure ESPN had binders full of women that they approached!!

(This will never not be funny to me)

#dontmesswithmycocnuts