This. Is. Ridiculous.

You’re a saint for managing this. I used to work from home (and now currently unemployed due to some health problems, so I’m home all the time), and working from home alone can be quite a challenge, let alone with someone else there. As much as I love my fiancé and wish he could work from home, I know in reality it…

Based on what I’ve read about this, the hacks happened prior to the Astros move to the AL while they were still in the NL Central. This means at the time the Cardinals were playing them 18 times a year, giving them an advantage in that aspect as well. Although, why you’d steal information on the Astros is beyond me.

As a Cubs fan, I couldn’t agree more. I’m positively gleeful. Between the Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup, the Cubs not sucking, and this, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning.

I just came here to make this exact comment. I have 2 dogs that I've raised since they were wee pups, so I guess according to this logic, I'm part dog! Awesome!

It seemed like she was trying to bring up all the lying and shadiness that went on, but Whoopi just kept yelling over her about who cares if she’s “trans-racial.” I just can’t believe how much of that bullshit I’m seeing from celebrities and stuff, how do they not see how fucked up this is? Her doing good things does…

I’ve always thought mine was pretty good, Brandy Forestview. It would be better if it was spelled Brandi though.

I thought the guest co-host (Michelle? Is that her name?) may have been on the right track as well (maybe not though, I was only half paying attention), but no one but Whoopi or Raven and their transracial bullshit could get a word in or express their opinion.

Has anyone seen The View this morning? It was on a background noise and my head almost exploded when Whoopi and Raven made this exact argument. It was even more idiotic than I could have ever imagined them being, and my standards for them are low as fuck.

Omg this story came on the radio on the way back from Target earlier, and I legit thought I was drunk for a second or something because what in the actual fuck. I missed the lead in, but it’s not like that would have made it make any more sense really. As a white woman all I really have to say is are you fucking…

Also am I in the black here because based on my last post it looks like it and I’m getting super excited and I need to know whether I should continue to feel that way or bring it down a notch. And if I am in the black this is totally me right now (also I can’t post GIFs from my iPad, but that’s what I meant):

This article makes me feel way better about my life tbh. Even Lisa Turtle is kind of pathetic; she’s just like us. I’m a total Jessie (who always longed to be a Kelly), but suddenly I feel like I have my shit together because my fiancé had never even had a Facebook. Granted when I first met him 7 years ago and tried…

The problem is it makes you feel like you want to drink. I’ve been on prescription Adderall for years and I only take a full dose when I need it. I try to not take it or take a smaller dose depending on what I’m doing and how much I need to focus (especially because I want to wean off it soon), but the days I take a…

Same. Just replace cats with dogs and husband with fiancé. We should start our own Jezebel show together. My old dog literally gives 0 fucks what I say unless treats or food is involved (For a while I thought she was losing her hearing but she can hear the fridge open from the other room while she’s sound asleep. It’s…

The more you post these GIFs the more my attraction grows. He is quite dreamy.

I’m glad he’s happy now because he’s much more attractive in that second GIF. I really hate to make this comparison but his face in the first one reminds me of this :

TBH I never used to get the Tom Hardy obsession; he wasn’t really my type which was fine. To each their own. However, the more I see him, the more I am attracted to him. I don’t know what’s happening. What is this weird voodoo magic he has put on me? I think it all started with the pictures of him and his puppies.

Plus, I didn’t say ALL people, just most of them. People kind of suck. Give me all the doggies!

People are awful. That's why I like animals better than I like most people. I'm currently snuggling with my doggies to try to erase this stuff from my brain. Puppy snuggles cure just about everything.