Haha correct, I literally meant pizza, the video made me hungry :(. But I feel you on the cow dairy, I have lactose issues but I just can’t live without it. I’ve found personally that drinking milk straight up sets me off more than cheese, but all dairy has its moments with me. I have IBS that seems to have its own…

Ugh, I'm going to read these now, but this is fucking disappointing. I love Kitchenette. As an on again off again server I always looked forward to reading it. I hope you don't get banned either because a) that would be fucked up since you didn't do anything wrong and b) I would feel like it's my fault for asking.…

I will gladly take all the carbs that she is avoiding. Give me all the carbs now!

I’m a vegetarian who only likes cheese pizza. I don’t want vegetables fucking up my pizza, there is a time and place for vegetables and pizza is not it. Now I feel kind of bad about my exclusivity with cheese pizza. Also, I want pizza in my belly now. I let my fiancé eat all the leftover pizza which seemed like a good…

What?! What’s going on with Pinkham? I’ve missed something.

I generally don't mind pointy toe shoes, but pointy toe flats are weird to me. I feel like they are not flattering and the first thing I noticed is that her feet look huge. Also, she sucks so there's that.

Yeah that part left me conflicted too, but that’s where it all goes back to her working for Fox. They all suck there, it’s just a matter of how hard. Part of me feels like she was trying to be a feminist and then part of me is like we’ll she works at Fox so she can’t come down too hard on a republican candidate and…

I’m with you. Sometimes I want to high five and hug her and then other times I want to high five her in the face and “hug” her around the neck until she stops talking. She confuses me and I don’t like it. Maybe she was being sarcastic about the Santa being white thing because we all know Santa isn't real so he's not…

I’m glad it’s not just me because I didn’t know what happened. I have found a few random GIFs in the comments that have a play button and work but 99% of them just look like pictures. I’ll email them sorry about this. Refreshing isn’t doing anything to fix the GIFs for me. The lack of the play button makes me wonder…

Thank you for the response! It’s bizarre because it’s only in the comment section that I’m having this issue. In another article one of the authors posted a GIF in the main article and it had the little play button on it which I clicked and it worked fine, but then I scroll down to the comments and the GIFs don’t work…

I don’t know where to post this but it’s driving me crazy, is anyone else having trouble viewing GIFs since the Kinja update? It just shows up as a still picture and doesn’t have the option to click play like before. I feel like I’m missing so much in the comments without being able to see all the GIF goodness.

Those grilled cheeses are the fucking worst, especially when you’ve been craving one and that’s what you get. I learned to make grilled cheese when I was about 6, it’s just about the easiest food to not screw up and people do all the time. Literally brown the bread and make sure to melt cheese, that’s it! However,…

I haven’t watched it yet but the fact that I know I shouldn’t makes me want to even more. It’s like when someone says not to Google something, I immediately open a new tab and look it up. I need to learn self control apparently.

Now the Cubs game had been cancelled for tonight and there goes my birthday plans. I guess that I just have beer now, honestly that’s probably a good thing.

Yes, this. They’re faces just look like they want to be punched. I don’t know if I can bring myself to watch the video you posted.

I grew up on the south side, but my third grade teacher brainwashed me into being a Cubs fan. I’m pretty sure that’s where all my life problems started. I was so young and had hopes and dreams, and now I’m old, cynical, and full of beer haha. However, I don’t actively root against the Sox unless they’re playing the…

Happy birthday to you birthday twin! I will gladly share half of all the beer with you!

Honestly, I’m sorry I’m a Cubs fan too. However, since I’m a Cubs fan and it’s April I’m convinced this is our year. Then reality sets in about May and that’s when beer helps. Lots of beer.

Thank you! However, now I'm kind of disappointed that I don't have an adorable little hedgehog with a birthday hat and a mini cake. I know what I'm asking for next year!

Thank you! I also wanted to add that I like your username :)