Oh my god, yes to Joakim Noah. I am weirdly in love with him, and I don't really know why. The problem would be that I would end up getting sloppy drunk and trying to make out with him and touch his hair and he would think I was creepy.

I just responded to you but I don't know what happened to my post so if you get a double response I'm sorry! I do exactly the same thing, but I specifically remembered skipping over the Kristen Stewart post so when it was open I knew something was wrong. However, lack of coffee has been known to make me do strange…

The link for the story about Dr. Frederic Brandt takes you to the story about Kristen Stewart. Just wanted to give you a heads up, sorry if someone has told you already!

I'll just leave this here. It's my personal favorite.

Haha that's amazing. You know he's a good man when he makes sure your toilet it's fixed first. Coincidentally, my fiancé is an engineer as well so maybe that explains it. Engineers are a different breed.

This is giving me horrible flashbacks. All restaurants I've worked at have had this issue, but without a doubt my worst experience was Black Friday last year. I drove back 8 hours from visiting family, the restaurant was overstaffed that night but they wouldn't cut because it might get busy! We knew it wasn't going…

I've heard this before, and I was genuinely surprised to find that out about her. However, I generally never trust anyone who is that bubbly all the time because you know it has to be an act. Also, I would just like to say #NotAllEllens.

I couldn't agree more. It makes for an interesting proposal story at the very least. Much better than this creepy video.

I agree completely, that's honestly why it was so sweet. We had been having a talk about the future and our relationship and things like that and he just felt that was the moment to do it. He had the ring and I think he intended to plan something more elaborate, but he just felt compelled to do it then which made it…

Or you could go my fiancé's route and do it when I'm cooking a microwave pizza late at night. I don't even know if he had pants on. However, it was much sweeter then it sounds and I was surprised.

One of my best friends ran over a bunny right before Easter last year. He said the same thing about the nouse. He called me after and was like "I killed the Easter bunny!" It was so funny and not funny at the same time.

Longmore is a great porn name, I'm kind of jealous. I just commented above that mine would be Brandy Forestview which isn't too bad. But yeah, you pretty much win, it's hard to beat Longmore.

Mine would be Brandy Forestview. I think that's a pretty solid porn name. However, it would be much better if it was spelled Brandi. I think ending in an i makes it much pornier.

I'm in the same boat as you, I adopted a puppy that we think is a border collie/terrier mix. I was a little worried that she was going to be a maniac and have endless energy, but she is such a relaxed dog most of the time. Of course, she's only about 10 months old now so she has her crazy moments as all puppies do,…

All I can think of is this video. Clearly this show isn't as prestigious as Westminster, but this dog gives absolutely 0 fucks about listening.

I find the opposites problem, many of the stores that I've found that carry extra long pants are too big on me and don'allowed my sizeb in the length I need. I'm not trying to humble brag because I realize how annoying and awful that makes me sound; I'm genuinely frustrated in the lack of diversity of sizing in…

Yes! Appeal to the tall girl market. That is generally my sole factor in ordering jeans. I would kill to be able to go to the store (I only know of one place that stocks them long enough that I can purchase them in store, but they're not very affordable). I'm about 6'0" tall and have a 36" inseam when I wear flats…

I'm with you completely, we could be the cool/uncool aunts that buy her booze and help her nurse her hangovers. However, I'm in denial about the fact that she's looking at colleges because that means I'm getting old and that can't be right. I mean in my mind she's still about 11 which mashes me not as old as I am. I…

What an awesome article and a fitting way to remember the great Ernie Banks. I'm too young to have ever seen him play, but as a lifelong Cubs fan I remember him as this wonderful, positive presence and baseball won't be the same without him. The fact that he played 19 seasons with the Cubs and never got a chance to…