I guarantee that not once in his life has this guy said the word “woman” without a sarcastic tone.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Oh, hey, fuck you!

Was she not wearing underwear?

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Something tells me that flag was barely at half mast.

“RESPECT THE TROOPS!”

I said respect mah flag! Respect it real good.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

I just recently switched my breakfast from poached to softboiled but cook them a slightly different way. Instead of enough water to cover, I bring a half inch of water in a small pot to a boil and put the egg in for six minutes. Comes out great, saves a bunch of water.

For the record, it goes on top of ½ cup of brown…

OH it definitely was. Like, let’s be real we knew players would kneel, he knew players would kneel, everyone knew. I was already confident this was a stunt but THEN the press pool came out and said they were told to stay in the media van because Pence would be leaving soon:

All I’ve ever wanted from a poached egg is cooked white and runny yolk in a convenient package. I get that from soft-boiled eggs. That’s not a copout at all.

If only people had kneeled during the inauguration. Maybe Trump would have just left.

The pool reporters were not allowed out of the transport vans at the stadium because this was a planned PR stunt and the logistics folks knew VP would be leaving ASAP

My Newfie Mabel waiting to go for a ride.

Are you koalified to make that conclusion?

You know a crime that’s a felony in one relationship might be a misdemeanor in another. I’m not even talking about open relationships since we’re talking specifically about infidelity.

Lizard people

Horse people are the worst. Boats are awesome and I wish I had one so bad. Pitbull people are worse than both though. WE GET IT, it’s the owner not the dog. It’s the exact same with every breed. Here’s every insufferable pitbull apologist social media post:
 
*Picture of pitbull snuggling baby* OH WOW LOOK AT THE…

I’m hesitant to place them in a category, because they seem to be all over the place, but I see them as a talented team run poorly. I know they have extremely limited front court depth (although I don’t hate Nurkic), but that’s the best backcourt in the league outside of Houston and Golden State. They need to be…