Coach: Alright boys, huddle up. After this here practice with you little shits is done, this guy has a date with both of his mother's sisters. You pieces of crap know who's gettin' laid tonight!?

Jake Roberts: This is a snake draft right?

You really think this is the easiest way to catch a 350-pound Marlin?

I know the author of the quoted article felt slighted and a bit offended by Saban's rather aggressive defense of Mick Jagger, but he really shouldn't worry about it. Saban is short with everybody.

This style choice seems like a bit of a gamble.

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

Dis cord ended David Carradine's relationship too.

LOL the last time I saw people get so excited about one ball in a cup was when I was watching John Kruk. See, I'd just finished finished playing 18, and was on the club's patio overlooking the 14th green having a lemonade with Tom, Greg and Julie, and John, who is an electrician from over in Maple Springs chipped in.…

"Wow! Sign him!"

Notre Dame Fighting Irish Wind Gauge*

You don't see too many athletes go from football to baseball, and certainly not at such an advanced age.

When faced with a Coors Light, you'll throw anything else down.

A boycott probably won’t happen