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Johns Off His Rocker
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Well I liked it...but thank you for your input

"...the athleticism and the length...."

And if a man let's himself go: wow, what a fat, lazy slob.

'Now here's a man who knows his geography' - John Madden

Kevin Harlan is the fucking best.

Obviously draft pundints are a little hesitant to include raw, grits, mother and black in the same sentence...

Man those are so humangous big...

It was very frustrating to watch him interrupt Durant's pre-shot routine. You just had the feeling he was going to miss it after that. Obviously Durant is to blame for missing the shot but Crawford is still a shit head.

GOD DAMMIT FUCK JOEY CRAWFOD!!!!

Wait until he sinks his teeth into that Andrew Wigger guy...

Welcome to America! We're glad you're here. Don't forget to drive on the 'right' side of the road!

I went to a small Hoosiers type high school where the head basketball coach had been running the show for 20+ years. I played my Fr & So years but skipped my Jr yr to play Y Ball with my buddies instead (poor choice). Tried out for Varsity my Sr year and made the team but coach decided to make an example out of me

Disagree: Bad News Bears

Tomato Bisque

This type of piggish behavior is not very kosher...

Understood. Thanks.

Ya know Sean, I know it's usually a Deadspin tradition for writers to demean and belittle idiot posters. However, in this case, the man has a point. It is very confusing as the first highlight shows bottom of the 12th then magically changes to the bottom of the 13th. So it is safe to assume that while the hyperlink

That was very encapsulating...er, capsulating...I mean captivating...apparently I can't type or properly consult a pun thesaurus with piles of dust in my eyes

We're gonna need a bigger banana...

Jonah, turkey or roast beef sammich?