"...the athleticism and the length...."

And if a man let's himself go: wow, what a fat, lazy slob.

'Now here's a man who knows his geography' - John Madden

Kevin Harlan is the fucking best.

Obviously draft pundints are a little hesitant to include raw, grits, mother and black in the same sentence...

Man those are so humangous big...

It was very frustrating to watch him interrupt Durant's pre-shot routine. You just had the feeling he was going to miss it after that. Obviously Durant is to blame for missing the shot but Crawford is still a shit head.

GOD DAMMIT FUCK JOEY CRAWFOD!!!!

Wait until he sinks his teeth into that Andrew Wigger guy...

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I went to a small Hoosiers type high school where the head basketball coach had been running the show for 20+ years. I played my Fr & So years but skipped my Jr yr to play Y Ball with my buddies instead (poor choice). Tried out for Varsity my Sr year and made the team but coach decided to make an example out of me…

Disagree: Bad News Bears

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This type of piggish behavior is not very kosher...

Understood. Thanks.

Ya know Sean, I know it's usually a Deadspin tradition for writers to demean and belittle idiot posters. However, in this case, the man has a point. It is very confusing as the first highlight shows bottom of the 12th then magically changes to the bottom of the 13th. So it is safe to assume that while the hyperlink…

Jonah, turkey or roast beef sammich?

After seeing so many movies with CGI, special fx, etc and as horrible & dangerous as it actually was, this video didn't faze me at all...INSERT PHILOSOPHICAL STATEMENT ON HUMANITY HERE....

It's so hard for me to comprehend how someone like Fred Phelps can think the words coming out of his mouth are rational and senile.

I'm 95% certain it's 10ft...if JFball is 6', and I visually take 2/3 of his body and stack it, it seems about right...but I'm also the guy that eyeballs all the wall furnishings I hang for my wife and end up getting my ass handed to me afterwards...