Ah, okay. I got boobs at 8-9-ish and my period at 10, so sometimes I forget that a lot of women don't start puberty as early as I did. However, I still feel that at early teens or prepubescence most people would know what you were doing was inappropriate. But hey, if no one really taught you boundaries, I can maaaybe…

You weren't in puberty in your early teens?

I think that, combined with her other behavior towards her sister, it walks a microscopic line between highly inappropriate and abusive.

I apologize, I kind of knee-jerk reacted and didn't finish reading through the thread. Didn't mean to add to the pile on.

Masturbating next to a sleeping partner (someone you have a sexual relationship with) and masturbating next to a sleeping sibling are on two completely different levels.

Thing is, if she had that type of OCD, then why insist on letting her sister sleep in the same bed with her? She should have just told her sister no, or gone in the bathroom to handle that. That is just insanely inappropriate.

My face is stuck like this now: )8[ Lena is really gross. Wow.

You should rethink telling people that, because it IS weird, and mad disrespectful at the least.

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, she did all THAT?! THAT is creepy and abusive. The vagina thing? Totally a weird kid thing that's also kind of funny. But combined with everything else, it goes straight to NopeTown. She deserves the shit she's getting.

My boyfriend and I have been making this joke since our first month of dating. We do it for the most ridiculous things. Like tonight, I told him I didn't really like lime coke. He shrugged and said, "Well, we had a good run. We're done here." We do it all the time.

Lol, don't freak out! It could be our regional accent. She grew up in Southwest PA same as me, and lord knows the accent here is bonkers. Pittsburgh just got voted worst accent, and we grew up the in the county beside it.

Pretty normal name that she said really weird. She pronounced "Lauren" like LAW-wren, heavy emphasis on the first part. I've always heard it pronounced (and pronounce it) Loren.

This girl I went to school with who shares my name tried to tell me I was pronouncing it wrong. I was like, "You might pronounce it that way, but my name is pronounced this way. It's MY NAME." My name rhymes with my mother's and her pronunciation was all kinds of jacked. In fact, I'd NEVER heard anyone pronounce it…

They would so deserve that. I LOVE petting stray cats and people's dogs. But I ASK first, and even then I hold out my hand for the doggy to decide if they want to be pet or not. Most I run into do. The dogs around where I live are absurdly friendly.

But I'm in Pennsylvania?

Wah? I am confused. I think your joke just sailed right over my head, heh heh.

Genetics are strange and interesting things.

Ha, that's awesome! My boyfriend is German and Irish, and he has chipmunk cheeks too! Mine are more pronounced though, and his face is longer too.

Wait, chipmunk cheeks are a German thing? My entire family has them! AM I A SECRET BLACK GERMAN?!

I just recently discovered Donatellas's. Their tights go up to an 8x, and they have these cool patterned tights that are like mock suspenders and OMG I WANT THEM ALL.