Welp, found my new music obsession. Thank you! AND THEY'RE COMING TO MY TOWN THIS WEEK OMG I WANT TO GO!!!!

Honest to God, my 7 month old nephew gets excited like this over solid food, to the point where you have to stop feeding him for a moment for him to calm the fuck down. It's friggin hilarious.

Upsetting the stomach is a thing?! I thought I was just a weirdo! My stomach haaaaates semen! I have to gulp down water afterwards if I don't want to feel crappy for a bit.

Well, to be fair, with the undies I was basing them on my previous month's measurement and I hadn't realized I had lost an inch and a half on my hips. I just managed to find a friend of my sister's who said she'll take them off my hands though, so yay! The jeans definitely need to shrink just a smidge to be perfect.…

See, I thought having my measurements would make things go smoother! Aaaand now I'm stuck with too-big underwear and jeans that (while comfy) require a belt. I hope they shrink a bit when I wash them.

But do your parents still treat you like a child? That's my problem with my mother, at least. She still sees me and treats me like a child, not her child that is an adult. I wonder if that is a lot of people's issues with living with a parent. The parent-child relationship never evolves to a parent-adult child…

I'm slowly trying to wean myself off the sugary-ness. Everytime I make tea, I put a little less sugar in it. But I honestly doubt I'll ever get to the no sugar at all point. I used to drink actual sugar water as a child.

I tried sparkling water once and my brain and taste buds had a major malfunction. I think I couldn't handle carbonation without flavor, lol. I drink soda mainly for caffeine and flavor, since I already drink a lot of water, and I hate coffee. I've been drinking green or black tea for caffeine, but recently I've been…

Ha! Sorry, I've been off those for about three years. I think it was Wellbutrin. That was an interesting summer, to say the least.

I gave up Coke Zero and diet drinks all together after mix of a summer that was unusually hot and a medication that did not like me drinking so much Coke Zero. I would regularly get light headed enough to almost pass out, and I would randomly lose control of my legs and just collapse. Also brain zaps. After all that,…

MORE -OLYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

I'm going to whine about how every time I feel confident before an exam, I don't do as well. Usually "not as well" means getting a B or a C. This time it meant completely crashing and burning. And now I'm working on the homework for the class and I'm getting basic shit wrong! Java is really pissing me off right now.

For some reason I'm just now seeing this. I'm sorry that antidepressants didn't work out for you. I had to try a bunch to find which would work for me, and surprisingly it's a low dose of Prozac that keeps me sane while I can't get to therapy. It also helped me to find out that I was somewhat hypothyroid, and getting…

Jesus, did she really say that?! ON AIR?! Edit: I should have finished reading the thread, ha! But it's sad that it's somewhat believable that she'd say something like that.

Thanks so much for replying. It's always bugged me that I was never really sure what to call it.

I want to animate that passage because why is he screaming all of that?!

I know I'm in the greys here, but I guess I'll put this out there anyways, because I honestly don't know who to talk to about this:

That sounds super hot. I tell my boyfriend all the time that I love hearing him, but he's still fairly quiet. :<

I feel like I need to get cable just so I can support these guys because they are so fucking hilarious.

Is it weird that I brush my teeth after I eat? Otherwise, I'm not eating shit. It'll taste gross.