I'm a pretty normal-sized person, and I barely fit in airplane seats because at 5'7, my legs are longer than my 6' husband's legs. Plus I have bad knees. Also, I hate TSA and assume they're to blame for this, too.

Every kiss begins with Keep-Your-Legs-Closed-You-Slut...

Shouldn't we just skip the ring and go straight to the ironed-on "Property of [Insert Man's Name Here]" patch? Cheaper and more straightforward.

Oy, I'm getting fahklempt, I mean, what would the penguin ladies at the sisterhood say if they found out?!

To be fair, he's still doing better than the entirety of the US Republican Party, who still think all women want condescension and lots of babies. Given those options, I'd take the money, too.

I'm snort-giggling and trying not to disturb the group meeting in the room across from my office. But holy crap that downward-punchy thing at the end of the first gif loop...

It... is exactly what it sounds like.

My dad would sit on the sofa cleaning his guns when guys came to pick me up for dates. You know that Rodney Atkins song, Cleaning This Gun? Yeah, that was my life in high school.

Yes it does. It's called "living in a civilized society." Spending less on unplanned pregnancies benefits society as a whole. We actually have two major pieces of case law already (Lemon v. Kurtzman and Unemployment v. Smith) that determine that individual religious beliefs don't take precedent over law, so long as…

Interesting that SonBot 1000 points out "the country may think of you as a laughingstock" - that's more self-awareness than I've ever seen from any Republican. Almost as if they realize how much of a fucking joke his campaign was.

If he didn't assume that all women are mothers, I'd almost be okay with this. Assuming, of course, that he recognizes that "happy" has deeper connotations than "allowed to take a break from cooking/cleaning every once in a while."

Oh I did ... that argument just makes me so, so angry that I feel the need to refute it no matter what :)

OH my god I want a fabulous little gay kitten.

I'm trying to be really open-minded here, because I have a Catholic friend and she really believes that Catholics shouldn't have to pay for other people's abortions and birth control, and that individuals should pay for that themselves

I dated a 24 y/o when I was 17. My parents didn't know how old he was, and my friends thought he was a loser. He was, but I had fun editing his college homework in the meantime... He did drive [his dad's] corvette, though.

I love the Fox News strategy. A) Say something stupid and racist B) Get offended when people realize you're stupid and racist C) Immediately blame the victim (stupid racists, trying to call me racist!) D) Snuggle in bed at night -far, far away from reality - with your Most Persecuted TV Personality of the Year Award

The chick on the far right had fear in her eyes. The kind of fear you get when you suddenly realize you will never ever work for a legitimate news source ever again.

Yes, you're missing the "unfriend" button. You can find it on their individual pages...

Not nothing, gender. And a vicious desire to play spite the black guy no matter how much harm it causes to the entire country in the meantime.

Oohh... mine is like Splash! Mermaids are real! That documentary said so!