I think I can say with some degree of certainty that anything or anyone Ted Cruz hates, I will like.

I just saw Idina Menzel in the DC premier of her new pre-broadway show If/Then. It was like watching greatness happen. The show itself was meh, but she is just so far beyond phenomenal.

Yes, higher standards in that my husband and I both work high-paying important jobs, we both own the house, and we both share the responsibility for maintaining it and each other's happiness in it. So yes, I do expect him to do his fair share - it's part of being a married person (or any person) living in a shared…

This doesn't work. I explain to the point of banshee-esq shrieking that I have zero tolerance for mess and clutter. It's not until I'm crying and threatening to throw fishing gear in the trash that hubby realizes it's probably time to Do Something. "Uh, should I clean this table off or something?" UGH.

Look, he's probably a Republican. The inability to experience empathy is practically a prerequisite for joining.

Can I have a SAHH/D, AND my current hubby?

Oooh me too! 29, husbanded-up, happily employed making a damned difference in the country, and cheerfully child-free. I think my "nurturing side" is nonexistent - kind of like a the "fiscally responsible" side of Republicans.

My husband and I just got married at 28 (after 9 years of dating) and the legal aspects of it still freak me out a bit. I inherited money right after we got married and had momentary pangs of 'oh my god, if something happens, half of this is his.' Fortunately, I feel really confident that he's the one and we're both…

Ohmygod EVERYONE at the private college I attended had a "promise ring." As in, I promise the next one will be the big shiny diamond engagement ring. I assume that's the same thing as 'pre-engaged.'

Had to pretend I was having a coughing fit to throw my boss off the trail. Well done.

As an atheist Jew (a cultural Jew, if you will), my complaint is that there isn't ENOUGH Christ in Christmas. Quit shoving your damned tacky displays and in my face and blasting your crap music in my ear and pushing me out of the way to get to that toy that Santa is going to bring to your spoiled little brat. Go to…

Well obviously abortion is slavery and uppity womminz cause civil wars.

While I might not use the "shit in her mouth" bit,

I've never had a baby and I think her shoulders would fit inside my ribcage (sorry, weird mental image). I'm not fat or anything, but no amount of dieting/exercising/starving would ever make me that slender. And I'm horribly jealous :(

I know a gay guy who votes Republican! It's really weird. I think he's a unicorn.

So proud to be a former girl scout. And it amazes me every day the difference between GSUSA and the Boy Scouts... With women, you get diversity and progress and change for the better. With men, you get homophobia and stale popcorn.

Oh yeah... all right...
We Jewin'
I wanna Jew it wid you
We're Jewin', We're Jewin'
And I hope you like Jewin' too...

There's a word for that... that ability to understand and share another person's experiences... oh yeah, empathy. Republicans lack it. It's a prerequisite of becoming one.

Many of these are the Mensa morons from the hallowed halls of academia, where so much nonsense is created. They expound pluralism and inclusion from their ivory towers.