Right. Is anybody really surprised that his first reaction to being made to look like a fool by a woman is to resort to wanting to commit violence against her?

Can they just run all 4 at once and watch them all self destruct so that they'll all finally go away permanently?

So... hubby and I aren't filthy rich or anything, but we have a housekeeper who comes twice a month (will be upped to weekly if we decide to have kids) and it is by FAR the best $200/mo we spend. It saves so much stress/fighting/annoyance. And it is an absolute luxury to come home at night to a clean house.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say this lady would freak the ever-loving fuck out if someone tried to teach her kid about birth control...

I live on the MD side of DC, which means we're inundated with VA's god-awful gubernatorial ads. My favorite, though, is the one that starts "Terry McAuliffe supports expanding ObamaCare..." in a really ominous voice. Like, 'how dare that asshole! Trying to do the fiscally and morally responsible thing of giving access…

If my horse wasn't retired several states away, he would have been part of my wedding... I wouldn't have made him wear purple, though. He looks way more handsome in blue.

Um, CLEARLY he was just standing his ground against a wife who was threatening his God-given right to be The Manliest Man. What has this world come to when a law-abiding vigilante hero man can't defend himself against a woman who doesn't know her place?

I have like... half a thigh gap. Does that count? I have wide hips, and lots of pilates/horseback riding have made my lower thighs slim-ish and muscular, but my upper thighs are just stubbornly chunky.

17 year old me would very much like to attend one of these. Except for the thousands of dollars that I certainly don't have. Nevermind, I'll just be in my room playing dress up and waltzing alone in front of the mirror if anyone needs me.

I'd reply to this, but I'm too busy shovelling mini Kit Kats and Crunch bars in my mouth and wondering if I'll have to send the husband to the food store for more candy before tomorrow night.

I'd been saving it for a special occasion. Knowing Texas, this may be the only time I get to use it...

Is it just me, or did she end up looking more like an Oompa Loompa than Crazy Eyes?

Gahh that's so creepy. I'm going like... early regency style if/when I get pregnant and just going into confinement in the country or something until after it's born.

Right, but that assumes that women are people deserving of equal protection. And blah blah white male fetus personhood blah freedom America. I think that's the right order.

My liver read this article, and now it's all up in arms and talking about getting its own court-appointed lawyer to sue me for all the drinking I did in college.

Well it's a gosh darn good thing we're just shutting down women's health clinics left and right then - it really is to protect us silly women! If you can't go to a doctor, you can't accidentally tell them something they'll hold against you...

I watched Cruz on Crossfire the other day, and I swear it's just permanently opposite day in his head.

I was one of 5 Heathers in my senior class in high school. It was misery. We did get an awesome movie, though.

he associates it with things like Pilates or aerobics, and they think of it as a chick workout