Because they deliberately avoid anyone who uses scary things like "facts" and "truth." Might upset their teensy little worldview.

If you're dead set on the US, come to Maryland! We still have to listen to the shit that happens down in Virginia (Fuck you, Cuccinelli), but otherwise we're pretty awesome. Great seafood, great football, great women's health care... I'm 2nd generation American, and there's a decent sized Russian community here with…

It must be nice to live in a brain that's free of any critical thought or logic. All of your personal truths could be based in feelings like fear or greed and all of your reactions could be gut reactions. You'd never have to "read reports" or "look at facts." Think about it! (You would never have to think about it!)

Yeah, 3- 3 1/2" is my limit. My toes start going numb and my calves cramp and I end up doing the weird clomping stork walk.

Hmm good point. But if daddy was a frat boy too, maybe not that unlikely? Eh, I really do want to believe it's legit, it's just hard when we see so much crap in the news every time a Republican says something stupid...

Is anyone else so jaded that their first thought was 'mommy or daddy wrote this for him to save his scholarship'? I hope that's not the case and this is really sincere, but thanks, every other frat boy in history, for making me suspicious all the time.

I would explain to her that she's actually pro-choice. For herself, she'd make the choice not to have an abortion, but she understands - like the rest of the pro-choice movement - that every woman deserves safe access to that option for themselves, and that we can reduce abortion rates by increasing access to sex ed…

I refused to buy a house in Virginia, because I knew Cuccinelli was running for Governor. But good news - McAuliffe is leading by 8 points in the latest poll! Go go women voters in VA!

Ooh! Another fun fact! There is no link between abortion and mental illness! None! So stop fucking throwing that one around, pro-birthers!

Not sure, to be honest. I was way too shy/uncomfortable/freaked out/etc. to even try talking about it. We just ended up watching Road Trip and making out for the rest of the night.

I want to comment so bad. But I'd have to follow him. And I just ... I can't. Probably because I'm a manly, ugly, unfuckable control freak. It really gets in the way of being subservient and following losers.

Far too much adoration from mommy as a child.

6'4'' Jewish boy. Sort of dated him in high school, but never got around to seeing it. Got home from college one summer, reconnected, hooked up. Holy SHIT. It had to be 10''+ limp. Like a stretchy, rolled out log of dough. Sadly, he couldn't quite keep it up, but I wasn't about to let him destroy my insides with it…

No no no, it's just not racist as long as you add the disclaimer. Sorry (not sorry) you're offended by it!

Meaning it never happened, but he totally told all his bro friends that it did.

I have calf gap, does that count? Ive damaged both knees to the point where I'm somewhat knock-kneed, so my thighs touch, but my lower legs go their own way. Calf gap is the new thing, guys, let's do this...

Oh boo. You beat me to it.

They've actually just cast Michelle Bachmann in the role and told her to play herself. It's going to be fucking SCARY.

I think we already did this, but ... I say let them go after Hillary. It'll only rattle their tiny, misogynistic worlds that much more when Elizabeth Warren sweeps in with the surprise democratic nomination and win.

I donate to Fund Abortion Now- from what I understand, they'll help women with whatever costs arise.