This seems like a "job" for the "blog" of "unnecessary" "quotations"! Seriously, though, my brain gave up trying to process all those quoted terms after question 2. Good thing I'm an old harpy at 29 and don't "meet" his "criteria."

Yup, because we wouldn't want there to be any money left to take care of those precious millions of babies once they get here...

Fiscal conservatives: If it's money going to punish women, it's money well spent!

Well Texans loving teens makes sense. No wonder the teen birth rate is so high down there. Look for the follow up soon ... Debbie Does Daycare.

Thanks for posting - I just donated :)

I can kind of understand how they can say these things in isolation - in the privacy of all-male Congressional sessions and Tea Party-sanctioned circle jerks - but to say this shit in front of an actual black woman? Us Jews, we call that chutzpah.

I have a rescued pit, and we're working on his canine good citizen, and then hoping to get him certified as a therapy dog. Because of stories like this.

"If Planned Parenthood truly cared about women’s health, they would desire all abortion facilities, even facilities they do not operate, to meet a basic standard"
Ooo, Mad Libs time! If Republicans truly cared about women's health (or "people" - "people" works here too), they would desire all laws, even ones passed by…

See, you set the stage all wrong. I never showed up with makeup to begin with. Now when I come to work wearing makeup, people are like "Do you have an interviewfor another job???"

I have teensy child-like hands to begin with. Am I safe? Because there's no fat to lose to begin with?

GirlDude. Vikings are purple and WHITE. I'm talking about the *ahem* Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens.

!! My hubby is a Dolphins fan, but we were in Austin for the Pats game last year and I made him wear his Ray Lewis jersey. SO. MANY. DUDES. wanted to talk shit to him. I had to remove him from so many situations, because occasionally he'd be like "Yeah, I agree, Flacco is super streaky" and I'm like "shutupdude,…

I'm Baltimore born and bred, but I work in DC. I get a lot of shit on Purple Fridays. And damn RGIII - it may not be as easy to make fun of the Skins anymore...

Well clearly your problem is that you're a Dolts — I mean Colts — fan. Come join the Purple and Black side :D

declaring that being "lesbian, gay or bisexual is not a disease, disorder, illness, deficiency or shortcoming."

insurmountability of another's otherness.

...wait, you want them to understand the things they're legislating? Next you're going to suggest that they should actually CARE about the impact of their laws! Pfftt!

Shhh, don't talk logic. You're just infringing on their right to relegate women back to property-status.

Yeah, that's cause 'sanctity of life' is code for 'putting women in their place and getting some of them to even vote FOR it.'

I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance