I just had to explain this to my boss. Because I was laughing so hard he came to check on me. Thanks.

...I'm pretty sure I've read this before

Bustle: Because us ladies want fashion AND a lack of rights from the Victorian era!

Mine are defective, too. You're not alone.

We did! I had the wedding party grab everyone and direct them onto the lawn, with threats that they wouldn't get any alcohol until the picture was perfect. Unfortunately, I think a lot of people were pre-gaming. I'm looking at you, grandma...

I totally tried to get all my guests into a heart shape at my wedding. Seriously overestimated the geometry skills of ... 98% of my guests.

Oh I hope so. I really hope so.

I've been saving it for just such an occasion - I just knew some Republican would give me the excuse I needed...

Gah. It was only a matter of time. Co-opting the "war on women" rhetoric didn't work, so they set their sights higher and went for "feminism." Nice try, femi-Hitlers.

I want to see his diploma. Pics or it didn't happen...

Should all the people named Jesus also be thrown out or have their names forcibly changed as well?

...but what he's calling 'lying' is the attempt to trick clinic workers into supporting an abortion. Not the whole 'sex outside marriage is evil, only abstinence works, all pro-choicers are baby murderers' thing...

Exactly. The only women who need abortions are sluts, so they should suffer. The end. There's such a lack of empathy that it's terrifying.

I know, isn't it sad/terrifying that "reason" and "logic" and "common sense" just aren't good enough proof for so many people?

Ugh, I know. I just hope that there are just a lot of misguided pro-lifers out there who mindlessly swallow the "democrats murder teh bebehz!1!" rhetoric and don't actually understand the motives behind the Republican crusade. Those are the people I want to educate.

I think the pro-women's-rights crowd needs to be trumpeting the Gosnell case. As in "You thought this was bad? Go ahead. Outlaw abortion and see what women are forced to suffer through then." (Of course, the ones with the goal of punishing women for having sex won't care, but maybe some of their mindless sheep who…

Just one more reason to be terrified of having a child. Women really can't win.

Phew, 7!

C'mon, Virginia, I have faith (well, not enough to live in VA over MD, but you get the point)- dont vote for Cuccinelli!

I have child-sized hands. I can't juggle or hold things, but child sized gloves are cheaper, and small hands make my husband's handheld device look even more massive than it is. So... bonuses :)