Don't touch those Tory Burch boots I've been stalking on eBay... *side eye*

I just got diagnosed with bursitis in my hip, which means no heels for a while. This morning, I found myself cradling a Rebecca Minkoff heel and apologizing to it.

So if you just like buying things, it won't make you lonely.

I was just listing some of the associated labels you find on egg packaging - free range refers to the chickens...

Yep, vegan and gluten free and allergic to almonds. Honestly, I'm not quite sure what she does eat. Other than ethically-sourced eggs. No leather products, dairy products, nothing.

I have a friend who's vegan but eats organic cage-free hormone-free free-range etc. eggs. For her, that's the main issue. But I think some people really feel we shouldn't be exploiting any animal in any way, even if we're doing it nicely...

But seriously, though, if we're going to start taxing stupid decisions, can we please tax anyone who registers Republican? That might be worse for your health than tanning...

Why can't we have both??

I can totally see him kicking back in the chair, Dude Bro style, "Listen, babe, don't deny me the job just because you're a bitter ugly feminist." And then getting escorted out by security, nursing a black eye.

OOoh this. I can't WAIT until his first female interviewer Googles him...

Yep, cost savings, if you want to get technical. Unplanned pregnancies cost the US $11 billion per year. More contraceptives = less unplanned pregnancies = lower cost to the taxpayers in the long run.

Oo! How did you get it delivered? Do you do it through CVS/Walgreens/Some other major pharmacy?

And BC paid for 'by somebody else' is a hell of a lot cheaper than millions of unintended pregnancies/serious complications paid for by somebody else. Yay, economics.

Because up until Obamacare, we haven't really focused on preventive care. At all. Because freedom (<— the Republican argument). That's the thing I don't get about so-called conservatives. Health care is something like 25% of our GDP. That's HUGE. And we could DRASTICALLY reduce that cost by not standing in the way of…

I know! I always buy toothpaste or candy or something now, because I just feel kind of bad walking out without paying for anything...

There are six states with existing laws or regulations which explicitly permit pharmacists to refuse to dispense contraception

My husband freaks out when I slather my filets etc. in ketchup. I don't care. I like ketchup :(

I don't think I've ever liked a single show/movie she's done, but holy crap she's just gorgeous all the time. Ugh.

Aiiiiiiiiiiiigrhhhh. As a gluten-allergic person, the one true bane of my existence is that no one has yet made a gluten free poptart. I've tried making them at home myself - lord knows I've tried - but after several hours (freeze the dough, thaw the dough, don't thaw the dough that much!) and many tears, it was not…

I'm sure he'll learn lots of really important things in counseling. Like "when in doubt, faux-pologize!" and "If you kinda make her sound like a slut, the media will totally side with you."