for baby lives

18 years old is legally an adult. How is he not in jail for assault... wait, she was asking for it. Shouldn't have had so much head/face exposed. Dumb slut.

hypocr— what?

"The majority of folks in this country, and I dare say in this state, are pro-life anyway,"

Let's go back to Econ 101. When you *can't* pay for it (oh, I don't know, because Republicans cut education/food/welfare programs designed to help people get back on their feet) society ends up picking up the tab. Unplanned pregnancies cost the US around $11 billion per year. Whether you like it or not, you're already…

Here's your problem. One of the ads clearly says "The center... trusts women to make the best decisions for themselves." TREASON, I say. Everyone knows women are too stoopid to make big decisions like "should I treat my debilitating endometriosis?" or "should I get checked for cervical cancer?" or "can I afford to…

We have a 65lb pitbull. My husband picks him up, deposits him in the tub and does the washing, while I soothe his anguish with tasty, tasty cheese.

Fucking cats, always going around provoking people.

My wedding stress dreams were the worst. I'd have them 2-3 times a week, and in each dream, I'd show up to the wedding and one piece would be missing. I'd have forgotten to confirm the photographer, or my dress was never altered, or I didn't have time to do my hair, or the tablecloths never came in and I had to use…

I have these, too, and I usually can't find the room I'm supposed to get to. Or I have to go to my locker first and I can't remember my locker combination. Or I lost my schedule and don't actually know which class I'm supposed to go to. Ugh.

Eh, no, can't do it. Not a beard fan. Hubby had this weird, scruffy reddish goatee thing for about a year, and I was not a fan. Also, they remind me of my dad.

Seriously. Don't the girl fetuses know they're supposed to be wearing makeup and pearls to attract potential teenage parents?

Oh god, that would be the most amazing backfire of all time. Instead of brainwashing a new generation of pro-life trolls, they create an entire generation of cannibals.

Hah, yeah, I'm trying to imagine how that would have gone.

I broke my nose in July 2010 when I didn't have insurance. I couldn't afford the $3000-$5000 the hospital would have charged me, so now I have a permanent bump. Yay freedom.

Clearly you just need a stronger pair of bootstraps...

hellooodolly and heypaula both have great advice and I'd agree with everything they said. Along with buying at the end of the month, you should also consider waiting until late fall. Foot traffic to dealerships is less in the fall than summer (so more desperate sales people) and the dealerships will be getting in the…

Soo... I used to sell cars, and I'm in the process of writing a book about how to buy a car without getting screwed. And I'm a woman, so I extra know how to not get woman-screwed, I guess. Everyone come buy it when I'm done?

Right? I'll miss my grandma and her Muslim-hatin' Obama-bashin' ways.

Ugh, I had one of those conversations the other day, too. Unfortunately, they don't want to hear facts. They want to go on crusading for what someone told them to believe because some mythical sky creature would probably want that, according to someone, probably.