So, your point is that white people can be harmed by people being violent against them?
I don’t think anyone is arguing against that, bro.
Stop focusing so much on being pedantic. It’s bringing nothing to the conversation and is making you look like a child.

My melanin-challenged parents said that on the regular. It brings back memories XD

I actually said that once, and then my ass was beat twice. Haaah, mistakes.

Picking out a switch...oh, god *shudder*.

I could never tell which was worse, the belt, the coat hanger or the switch. I guess it depends on which belt, which coat hanger, which switch.

Damn, that is one hard-looking 30.

Ohhh, nooo, she did some sort of unknown shooping to a photo, that completely invalidates the fact that she is incredibly beautiful, ohh, noooo, I haaate her nowww.

*eye roll*

As if those these bitches never clone-stamped an errant zit or hair. Bitch, please.

The most cringe-worthy wypipo comment I’ve seen directed at someone near me was when I worked at a World-Goods-and-Furniture store, and an obviously affluent blonde white woman said something regarding Obama to the black woman in line right behind her, followed up by, “My skin may be white, but my soul is…

The only ones I don’t get:

Diplo looks like Benedict Cumberbatch’s asshole brother who retweets himself and regularly uses his phone to stare at himself.

“I had already shown them that they could have it all with their worst effort; why would they put forth their best?”

I wish I could send this article to my 20-year-old self. Thank you for writing this <3

Good god, Rhianna and Beyonce look bangin’.

I thought they were beautiful before, but those extra pounds solidified them as fucking goddesses on earth.

That being said, bigger women do always get punished terribly for not being skinny. I think perhaps because western beauty standards in the last 100 years have…

Psssh, cruises are great. It’s basically a floating hotel with bitchin’ amenities and a staff dedicated to making your experience awesome. Plus, that floating hotel is going somewhere cool, which is a bonus.

The average cruise ship has room for something like 3000+ people, the overwhelming majority of whom have no bad…

Mom...is that you? :o

“Instead of steeping it forces boiling water through the grounds giving it that burnt shitty taste.”

That’s the same process for making Espresso.

The only difference is an Espresso machine usually has a milk-frother attached, is more expensive up front, and then requires more continuous maintenance down the line.

I love my Keurig. I have one of those inner attachments I can fill with custom coffee grounds, so I just grind fresh coffee before putting it in the attachment.

I usually only drink one big cup of coffee, so it saves coffee beans like crazy, and it’s way, way, waaaay faster than drip coffee. Anyone who says drip…

My favorite thing is this world is trail running. If I’m running in nature, I can go for miles and miles and miles without getting bored or distracted by my body.

I’ve done a lot of trail running all over Southern California, but I have sensory-flashback-visceral memories of running through trails in the area between…

Omg, my stomach hurts from laughing XD

Seriously, I guffawed when I saw it in the list. All we need is a drunk cousin grinding on one of our friends to swear that song off forever.

I’m with you on all of these except:
“Happy” - Pharrell Williams

If you can’t busy your groove thang to that song then I don’t know what to say.

I’m not saying it’s rude that the peeps are getting killed, I’m saying it’s rude to follow them around blasting an air horn at them XD

“I feel like I’m just hitting buttons randomly!”

Hahahaa, oh god it’s so true