Hey, no fair knuckle-shaming!

Nail scrub brushes are cheap. And they work the miracle of actually cleaning under your nails. You know how dental floss cleans between your teeth although it’s practically no room? Same concept. There are also tools that clean the space between your skin and your nails free edge. Even people with short nails should…

That’s not a look, it’s a symptom of some horrible disease.

Have you tried asking for "athletic" lengths? Your manicurist should have more options than "how do I get my contacts in" and "I just accidentally examined my cervix".

While I agree that all the nooks and crannies provide ample opportunity for bacterial growth, these designs say absolutely nothing about the wearer’s hygiene habits.

There’s something about that duck-nail look that makes me scream internally.

These are my current nails. I paint them myself with cheap ass Rimmel polish, and I can do everything I need to with them, prostate milking and all.

What the fuck indeed. I've come to expect fuckery like this whenever someone writes anything about nail art. The pressed basic bitches come out of the woodwork and flail. Flail, flail, flail.

Nail art has been around in some form for like, millennia. I think it’s only gotten super big in the US recently but I wouldn’t count on it going away.

I have to admit I like the tortiseshell and marbled turquoise. I almost never wear nail polish, and 90% of the time I do, it’s clear, because my nails are one of the few things on my body I really like and polish doesn’t do anything to improve them. (If only my hair grew as fast and strong as my nails...) But I might…

What the fuck?

Just last week I was thinking, “Why aren’t there any beauty trends inspired by barnacles?”

I am a devoted sister of long, impractical, and dangerously pointed nails, but I HATE this glued on shit.

100% better than bubble nails

BRB, going to make an appointment to get those tortoise shell nails....everything else is a little too voluminous for me.

"Can you swipe your black card? Can you milk a prostate?" you are realllly my fav.

came here to say just that. also like the turquoise/marbly ones!

Right? I'd catch that stuff on every sweater and in my hair. The tortoise shell one ARE divine.

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.