Like, I get there are people who are going to be assholes to others no matter what. Either you’re too fat or too skinny, it doesn’t matter to them, they will try to bum you out. And I get “eat a sandwich” or “ew you can see her ribs” are rude and esteem stabbing things to say to someone, and you don’t tear someone…

What is it with assholes who think everything is a zero sum game. No “thinspo” people, there is no backlash against you just because we are moving closer towards all body types acceptance. Furthermore, whatever shit you get is not because you are thin, it’s because you viciously ridicule anybody who doesn’t uphold…

And those people get charged for those mistakes all the time. Really what this will rest on is what exactly she was doing that they have determined to be “unsafe for prevailing conditions”.

From the looks of the pictures(of what I assume is the crash) it seems like this may have been during rain or other wet conditions…

She also did that interview with romance novelist Mary Fisher after she got all serious.

Jesus WEPT. Thank you, this was probably the most fascinating article I’ve ever read at Jezebel. I was truly riveted. Your pregnancy story scared me so bad. I’m childless by choice and your ordeal freaked me the eff out, for real. A pregnancy like that would have killed you, even 100 years ago. And it’s simply…

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.

One of my BFFs got an engagement puppy instead of a ring. I am so happy I was there when another friend was like “but the dog will die eventually! That’s stupid!” She answered “yes, the dog will probably die. And when he does, we’ll go down to city hall and file for divorce the next day. I’ll text you.”

Think my biggest pet peeve is a classic universally known one:

As someone who wasn’t crazy about the idea of doing a wedding-wedding but is doing it anyway, for a variety of reasons - look, we can’t always get the chill backyard paper lamp-lit commitment ceremony of our dreams, ok? I made my peace with doing a wedding-wedding because, well, my parents and extended family would be…

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

Oh, poor thing. How will she ever live on her trust fund and earnings from being pretty, thin, and from a rich family?

They’ve heard of exactly one Amendment.

There’s a lot of fakes. There are dozens of emails from the whitehouse.gov domain, which doesn’t even host emails. White House people use the “eop.gov” for their emails.

It’s the female misogynists of Fox News that get me most of all. Are you going along with this bullshit to have a job on TV? Or do they really believe that about women?

The Inmate Handbook (2008) is fairly clear on what’s expected of the residents. It seems everybody is acutely fixated on “expired toothpaste,” assuming the phrase is exactly what it is. Remember, there was other contraband/infractions found. Seems the inmate has issues following rules; which, being a military member,…

She can't have that book but she's allowed to tweet?

Why should Obama pardon him?

Because if Obama pardoned her the intelligence community would revolt... A ton of gray with this situation.