Mexican Tortilla!

Oh, god, British television got obsessed with this concept. Super Skinny Me! Super Slim Me! The Truth About Size Zero!

Can we combat this stupid soup (soupid?) diet fad by sharing our favorite soup recipes?

I once saw this diet show that was all about trying to get two women with an average body type down to a size 00. One of the women tried the pea soup diet and she was supposed to try eating pea soup for a week. I think she made it 3 days until she had to switch to another fad diet. The pea soup turned her tongue…

I make them from scratch at home much to the chagrin of my husband who believes “soup is not a full meal.”

Oh, this brought immediate flashbacks to all the batty ladies with shitty yippy dogs I used to have to deal with in my former vet tech life. She looks like exactly the type that would feed little Land Shark only human food like banana pudding, and bring their precious Cujette in for weekly anal gland expressing and…

I feel kind of bad for laughing at “YOU’RE BREAKING MY AAAAAAAAAAAAARM!!!” out from the hallway.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my…

It was the last of many nyc-dc flights on a Tuesday night, which I guess is a slow flying night. They said normally they'd just cancel a flight that empty but the plane had to be in dc the next morning.

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

Sort of off topic: We had some lady who brought her teacup Yorkie “service dog” into the bar and was letting it run around and I was like, “Lady there is rat poison at like every bar, including this one. Your dog is about the size of a DC rat. It will die if it eats any. Keep it on your lap.” She was PISSED. I don’t…

That is amazing, and the memory of that would comfort me through years of travel indignities.

Photo proof.

I have a friend who uses “churlish louts” in place of “assholes” with great regularity.

Points for saying “lout.” hey y’all let’s bring that one back

Damn it women, stop tempting me with your flirtatious memoranda on HB 1432: A Bill to Reclassify Fish-Waste Processing Facilities as Nonpolluting Entities!

Right? It’s not like you forgot there was a lighter in the bottom of your purse while going through TSA. You don’t just carry a damn bomb around for shits and giggles.

Right-wing terrorism will be one of the greatest threats we must deal with, in the coming decade. Galvanized by a neoreactionary status quo that convinces them they are under attack; enabled by outmoded and timid government policies that weaponize their paranoia; and brainwashed within echo chambers that the Internet…

well it is tuesday

“As Vice reported, one victim testified that she used to pray for Jehovah to put angels around her bed to keep her father from raping her. “