If you go up a band size, the cup size goes down one. So, a 32F and 34E are sister sizes, as are 34D and 32DD.

A smaller band size can help with supporting larger boobs, at least in my experience. Of course it depends on the bra.

Her nails may have said HOPE, but her fingertips were shouting “Lying, Deceiving, Greedy Asshole”

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

It’s not a complicated look, really, though you’d have to adjust it to suit your own tastes and the fact you aren’t (or are? I don’t know your life) constantly lit for magazine work. If you sat down in front of me and handed me this look saying you want to be able to recreate it at home I’d probably start you off with…

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

I had an abortion at Planned Parenthood earlier this week. I chose them despite the slightly cheaper competitor in the same town and the protesters outside of the Planned Parenthood. There was an escort who walked me past them (and who laughed when my boyfriend took an extra lap around the block to intentionally spew…

What a fascinating trip for the reader! Thank you.

I dropped off some cupcakes to my local PP recently along with a letter all about how I love them and how grateful I am for everything that they’ve done for me. I suggest that everyone else here do the same if they can. SHOW THEM YOUR SUPPORT, GUYS. THEY NEED IT.

Talks about the awesome meal they just ate.

How to spot a fake cancer patient:

You’re not fooling me, Carter!

Oh I'll go one day. Something will bring me there and it'll be a delight.

Drew, I understand all this. Ok? I do. But for Chrissake, spend ONE WEEKEND in New Orleans. Have dinner at Commander’s Palace, hit up Frenchmen St. for a while, eat a beignet or two. And besides, they have more than enough bars featuring drunk and depressed people with no live music, like the Three Legged Dog. Come…

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

Women do this shit too. My friend had a baby recently. I told her it’s hard and frankly boring work. People say you will be rushed off your feet but really, you have a vast amount of time to sit around once you’ve done any chores. She was complaining to me that the baby didn’t do anything and how bored she is. I…

I had this happen to me, but with Norplant, in 1991. Doctor put it in wrong — as in 10 days past when he was supposed to implant it. Told us to go ahead 24 hours later and so we did. Called the office every month concerned about my lack of period — no weight gain or symptoms. Doctor assured me for three months that I…

You know who her stylist is

They don’t dress or care for their skin the way one would expect of someone with that amount of money. They are 29 but look far older.

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…