1904.

I’ve begun and deleted comments three times now. I have no words.

I know we all love to pretend professional athletes are only controlled by the unwritten rules and culture of their sports while in the locker room, but shouldn’t Enemkpali, you know, go to jail if he cold-cocked a guy hard enough to break his jaw?

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

THANK YOU IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS AWE ON A CUTE POST I AM GOING TO LOSE IT.

always relevant

I was like, “butbutbut I still use ‘lol’...” and then goddammit it’s because I’m old. 33 and I might as well not even try. :-/

I’m an old, but I use “Bye, Felicia” memes, and that takes a minimum of 7 years off my perceived Internet age.

HA!

Les Misérables

fleek is still cool right

It’s not a meltdown, so much as a declaration of independence.

First Megyn Kelly and now this dude. I cannot believe I have now sided with two Fox anchors. Time to start hoarding gold people.

Today, his producers informed him they are starting a new segment: “500 Days of Kristin.”

*comes to Kitchenette*

Wait, waitwaitwait, hold the fucking phone... “Try” waffles? As in you’re a waffle virgin too?

For once, I have nothing to add to these excellent stories.