Not to mention that I get the vibe that if this woman did eventually work outside the home, he'd say that he couldn't "really" see himself being with a "career woman". Go on and just do you, lady, and find the emotional support you need even if you have to pay for it. You'll be OK!

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

I think Jim Davis may have a copyright complaint to make to the company that produced that banana thing that looks like it may love lasagna and hate Mondays.

So they still haven't found a musical guest for tomorrow, eh?

The right side of Ariana Grande's face.

The "aluminum is bad for you" myth got started when a questionable study linked it to Alzheimer's dementia. That study has a not been replicated.

It's the stuff that crystallizes in wine during the fermentation process. You can also sometimes find it in your homemade grape jelly. It's an acid salt of tartaric acid.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

A couple of years ago, I would have agreed. But every cable channel is now looking for a Breaking Bad/Walking Dead-style break out show, so who knows? They could pour everything into making this their flagship.

"A law enforcement official tells AP he mailed a copy of the inside-elevator video showing Ray Rice punching out his then-fiancée to the NFL's security chief back in April".

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

Eww, somebody bought that book?

I guess now is as good a time as any to confession to all our readers that my biggest crush in the 80s was Rick Astley. I LOVED HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS.

Are you a seahorse?

I had 50,000,000 abortions last week. COME AT ME, ANTI-CHOICERS.