Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

I found "vulva" to be suitable for describing the general area. I actually hate when parents use "vagina" to describe the whole region. It's better than calling it your "dinga-linga-wow-wow" or whatever made up silliness but if you're going to try to use the right words than use the right words! You wouldn't teach…

I grew up in a strictly evangelical house and we literally had ZERO words for genitals. They might as well have never existed. The most scandalous thing said was "fluff" for farting. I was not allowed to attend ANY sex ed. The closest thing to my mom talking to me about sex was, "If you ever kiss someone without my…

My Mother in Law tells one of my all-time favourite stories about this kind of thing:

My mother insisted on referring to vaginas as "cookie jars" throughout my childhood. Let me just tell you the number of jokes that inspired among my friends when we were teenagers and lost our virginities! Thankfully, my grandmother was all no nonsense about it and was like "You have a vagina, boys have penises, and…

When my daughter was four she asked what her "front butt" was called. And I told her that it was her labia. And she said, "LABIA?!!? THAT'S a STUPID name! I'm gunna call it HOT LAVA instead." After I died from trying to choke back the laughter, I reminded her we don't say stupid.

1 thing I think I might think:

Plus you just know that dude is going to grow up to become a selfish lover because no doubt he has also been taught you should never eat things you find on the sidewalk.

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

I'd tell them your daughter was traumatized by the thought that her vulva was for people to step on.

A friend told me her sister was teaching her daughters to call their vaginas "cookie."

Poor Johnny.

yay, another BB reference! Alriiiiiight!

Ironically, she can learn all day long at school already about Saturn and Venus and distant planets that for all intents and purposes will never be real to her

I learned my name for bodyparts from Linda Belcher's educational chants:

"This is not a new idea, or even a "me" idea, it's a researched and thoroughly supported idea by experts."

Which drunk female is to blame for this!?

Of course the important question here is which drunk female threw him off that bridge.

The mr clean magic eraser isn't actually removing the yellowing, it's essentially sanding off the top layer of plastic... If you use a magic eraser on a textured plastic piece it will smooth out before it makes any real difference. I've tried it on a couple of occasions for removing stubborn marker and it's always…

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.