Or alternately, she might feel that the whole world knowing about it might make her safer. She hasn't said yet, has she? If I were her, I'd have surreptitiously arranged for TMZ to be tipped off.

You used Pangea during a Dirt Bag. +1000 points for Gryffindor!

I actually love Manara, but I would only hire him if I wanted a hot chick with freckles who can't find her pants. "Ooops! If I'd known you were coming I would have looked before!"

I would really like for TSwift* to add Sarah to her circle of best cool lady friends, give her a personalized guest room in her apartment, and routinely bake her cookies for a few months.

Yeah, I can't find anything negative reported either. That being said, I don't think it's so odd that she'd choose to contact Julie Bowen even if her parents are wonderful. I think a lot of women in their early 20s might confide in an older friend or a mentor before working up the courage to talk about abuse with…

I think you are confusing her parents and Ariel Winter's parents. I think Hyland's dad was her kidney donor a few years ago.

I think that was the other one. The only thing I've ever heard about Sarah Hyland's parents is that her dad gave her a kidney a couple years ago.

As much as I resent Modern Family for winning all the Best Comedy Emmys for the past five years, I love that Julie Bowen looks out for her TV daughters in real life. I know she also took Ariel Winter under her wing when she was going through all of her family shit. They must be a tight group.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE RITA ORA HAPPEN.

Poor Sarah Hyland. Hasn't she been with this guy for a very long time? I know they were in a very bad tweeny movie together.

Her parents are bad, too? I know that Ariel Winters's mom was crazy and she petitioned to stay with her sister or something like that but I didn't know Sarah Hyland's family had problems too.

Yeah, it's pretty silly that Marvel are pulling the "We're shocked - shocked - by the tone of this cover!" response given that they knew his work before hiring him, and then approved and released the cover without seeing any problem with it - until readers pointed it out. But I guess the alternative is to admit that…

You missed the easiest comparison of all!

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

Something to remember is that Milo Manara is famous for erotic and pornographic comics. I don't know what else the expected from him in commissioning him to do the Spider-Woman cover. He should be one of the last choices for something that is not explicitly about sex. The fault here lies primarily with the people who…

"According to a report from the Mary Sue, Marvel's editor-in-chief, Axel Alonso has since apologized for the image, stating that it did not "reflect the sensibility or tone of the series."

I love you for the "boobless" joke.

Oh my god, somebody needs to find a taxidermist to make a Chupakardashia RTFN.

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