I played rugby in high school and once got a wicked black eye after a play went wrong. At the time I felt pretty tough and was really proud of it but I started encountering the same attitudes as you. Nobody believed it was from sports, and strangers (mostly older women) took me aside to whisper things like 'honey, LEAV…

well, when I tripped, banged my face into an open cupboard door, and had a horrible black eye, I was pretty glad to have concealor. It was hard getting pitying/ condescending stares from strangers. I wanted to wear a sign that said, "just clumsy!" It kind of gave me an insight into how we look down on people who…

"Maybe they don't have to be these colossal, summer blockbuster-type products."

I'm so happy that this idea is starting to take root.

Like a cyclops with two extra eyes

I thought she claimed the surgeons weren't able to create her a third nipple? So she had one tattooed on…

what is it like having your every day work conversations being about triboobs and poop and butts? is it wonderful? surreal?

Sure, by all means, let's enable and validate an idiot commenter's idiocy.

I don't know, and what does having different last names have to do with anything?

+ won for homonym fun

"Roger Goodell can not put a sentence together to save his own life," says the source. "He's awful."

SI's Michael Rosenberg also claimed that Luntz was advising Goodell: http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/09/19…

There are things we need to clean up in our house, but we can't seem to find any women willing to lend us a hand

Well, I think even completely tiny boobs have some room for an implant, but the sternum is a pretty small area with kind of taut skin. I imagine putting an implant in there would be like having a sports bra type uni-boob, but like under your skin....

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

You know, rarely do I feel the need to ask for a different table then the one I've been given. Maybe I'll ask to be near the windows if the place isn't crowded, but I can't imagine what could be so wrong with 4 different tables in one restaurant.

Says the guy in the $4000 suit, come on.

Ahh... Monday lunch, BCO, some vodka... life is good... now if i only had the vodka...

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Karen Milton:

who puts a baby on the floor