So they still haven't found a musical guest for tomorrow, eh?

The right side of Ariana Grande's face.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

"A law enforcement official tells AP he mailed a copy of the inside-elevator video showing Ray Rice punching out his then-fiancée to the NFL's security chief back in April".

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

Eww, somebody bought that book?

I guess now is as good a time as any to confession to all our readers that my biggest crush in the 80s was Rick Astley. I LOVED HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS.

Are you a seahorse?

I had 50,000,000 abortions last week. COME AT ME, ANTI-CHOICERS.

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

Arrrgh!! Children are not aborted!! None of this stupid bullshit helps anyone heal.
I wish these people would get another hobby or do something for the actual children that need help! Can you imagine if they spent all the money they have put into these campaigns, into programs to help underprivileged kids? Now that…

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

1 thing I think I might think:

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

Which drunk female is to blame for this!?

The mr clean magic eraser isn't actually removing the yellowing, it's essentially sanding off the top layer of plastic... If you use a magic eraser on a textured plastic piece it will smooth out before it makes any real difference. I've tried it on a couple of occasions for removing stubborn marker and it's always…

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.