STOP NORMALIZING THIS MONSTER!!!! Fuck!!

trigger warning, plz!

Ten bucks says Trump didn’t have a clue who John Lewis was til Friday. I absolutely believe he said something close to, “I like black men who don’t get beaten.” Because he revels in being an ignoramus.

If someone prominent is to meet with Trump, my only request is that they not do it on his personal turf. I pray that this event is not being held at Trump Tower and MLK III is paraded through the lobby as some kind of celebrity”get.”

My coworkers voted for Trump and still think he’s great. Yes, I’m choking on rage.

Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

If he just stayed on teevee being JD or the Butternut Squash Barf Splat, and 100% stopped saying awful shit in his personal encounters with other humans, he might actually cancel out his previous bad deeds and eventually become beloved.

So Mr. Kempenich, say you yourself are outside the state capitol protesting against a woman’s right to an abortion and a driver accidentally runs you over with his car - will that exempt him from liability for injuring or killing a pedestrian?

I dunno. I do think the perception that the “elite” gangs up on Trump does elevate his support among his supporters—and maybe even persuaded some swing voters.

“The state of our union is amazing! It’s the best state it’s ever been in. I’m hearing from people all around the country that we’re in such a great state that they can’t believe it. And I say to them, ‘Folks, you ain’t seen nothing yet.’ We’re going to take this amazing state we’re in, and we’re going to make it even…

“TLC is proud to present a January 20th special, ‘Dogs Humping Things,’ because it’ll still feel considerably less rapey than watching Cheetolini accept the office of President.”

I’m not crying, you’re crying. Why are Barack and Michelle Obama both doing things that are making me cry at my desk?

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

...that Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years and that Trump aides were in contact with Russian operatives during the election....

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

Charlie Brotman looks way younger than I would have expected.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

“So insufferable but now I understand why he and Taylor Swift were a thing.”

He’s thirstier than she is.