The picture at the top only serves to reinforce the idea she’s a criminal which I think in this instance is not helpful.

If Trump killed all our crops because he heard from one of his buddies that plants crave electrolytes; I honestly would not be surprised.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

You’re going to get a lot of snide responses but...

Dear Berniebros*:

Exactly. There was nothing wrong with Steve Martin’s tweet yet he was bullied into deleting it.

Nancy Grace? Was she on this show? Talking about Tot Mom?

Can they just revive Jack and Karen instead?

He won’t even have to bomb them. The minute SprayTan McBabyHands takes office ISIS will be so afraid of our immense power they’ll just immediately disband.

Rosie is correct Trump is mentally ill, you don’t even need Dr. Phil to prove it.

That so incredibly sad. I’m so tired of the forces in the world who want to punish people for sharing joy. I know this isn’t a novel or interesting take but seriously, fuck terrorists.

I know! It is surprising, but it’s a little more...layered... See, to sing in the Choir, it’s an official Church calling. And the Church agreed to sing for Trump (A lot of us Mormons are annoyed) so not singing is turning down a calling. It happens, but not typically. It’s really hard to imagine loathing Trump (as…

I’m over 40 and used this for years because of the microbeads stuff.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

People like the ACA, except when you call it Obamacare. People are also fucking idiots.

I’m getting a Vince Gilligan vibe.

It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.

The History Channel used to be my favorite channel, then they when all Bigfoot and Aliens, and finally they went all Pawn Stars. Was extremely disappointing. I was like, wtf does this have to do with history?

I just... I’m so glad this got cancelled, but it should never have been done in the first place, because giving platforms to nazis is BAD. Not because paying them is bad, of course paying them is bad, but it should NEVER HAVE BEEN DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!