Every time we encounter a turtle on the road, we pull over and pick it up so it won’t get hurt.

Fucking Donatello. Lazy slacker.

Then he DODGED a bullet. Eh? Eh?

Keep driving, boyfriend.

Ew.

*Goes and grabs a mop* I’ll try and explain this to my wife later. 

Give me an electric race car with that soundtrack loaded into it. 

Less “rules in favor of fraudster Scott Tucker” and more of “rules against the FTC.”

Well don’t worry, they also delivered us a party line 6-3 that authorizes More Children for Life in Prison. It must be a good day today for the subhuman trash they call “Republicans” now.

Wow, 9-0 decision, with this court?!

Literally every car, including Teslas, comes with a sensor to engage the passenger side airbag.

As CR notes, there are many things that Tesla could’ve done differently to make this impossible. Those measure would include adding a seat sensor

“If I wanted to do this in my Hyunda, I could”

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state. 

1. Always know where the fire extinguisher is before starting something flamable

I saw the title and author, I then thought to myself: “Does rust burn?”.

Wait, it wasn’t Rich Real Estate?

Could this be because there is more of an impetus for the Japanese to divest themselves of older cars? I know the government over there enforces strict requirements on older cars, in addition to harsher and harsher financial obligations (or rather, penalties) on the owner, the older the car gets?

I agree, especially about the one-off episodes being the best. Too many shows throw in a serialized element (usually a really dumb conspiracy plot) when it’s not a good fit for the show. I do think, however, that the show suffered when their characters were kept separated since their on screen chemistry, especially…

I know there’s good reasons to never do more Firefly, including the big Joss Whedon-shaped one, but procedurals feel like a waste of Fillions’ talents.

Surely we can get him a Disney+ Star Wars show or something, can’t we? We already know he can do a great swashbuckling rogue: Give this man another ship.