I assumed it was because Jalopnik is run by a bunch of pedos.

The funny thing about mechanics - they only ever see broken cars. Nobody ever stops by to say “my car has absolutely nothing wrong with it”.

Would this car get me my own Mrs. Robinson?

More than his son ever did.

Are you the star of a Danish Cartoon for Children?

Excellent comment. 

What if there is no interior, and instead it’s just a giant battery with some wheels and motors on it?

The Cars and Coffee menace is expanding.

The plane was fresh off of an 18-year restoration and may never fly again.

Wait until they go after Grumman Canoes. 

Look, all I’m saying is it’s obvious that the plane’s “safe water landing” feature is meant to be understood as useful in emergencies only and you’re an idiot if you read it any other way. 

Looking forward to all the fanboys pointing to Jalopnik’s coverage of this crash as evidence the site is hopelessly biased against Grumman.

HD is the official bike of the neo-nazi movement. So all those who want to go out in order to show they have contempt for public health and want to pwn the libs, they are gonna buy a Harley to do it.

It is amazing they haven’t gone back to doing golf carts again.

Is it hard to do better than expected when the expectation is that you’re going out of business?

“I expect that this will only be short-lived. Boomers only have so many years left upright.”

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Finally! I can’t believe only one person remembers this!

That’s a lot better than some other recent automated image-translation techniques I’ve seen.

You will be a pole dancing hologram.  Like in Cyberpunk.