Just imagine how much of it is going to fall off after a light rain.

Lets hope these roof tiles aren’t made out of the same materials the Cyber Truck windows are, just sayin

Yes but will they fly off in a 60 MPH wind?

The only thing that’s potentially more frustrating than having no insurance policy is having two. Because neither will pay and you’re stuck holding the bag.

Not counting all the hidden drugs, the [now] dead animals from the animal smugglers, and the hopefully none of the containers used by people smugglers with a dozen people and a cardboard box for a toilet in one container somewhere.

Good for you having the guts to do this, but you might as well try to convince an Evangelical that God doesn't exist. It's based on faith, not facts.

Dude, you still need to bail. Right now you’re spiraling down the drain of “sunk cost” and need to stop before you flush yourself.

“so I have other plans in mind.”

With the help of a Boeing, it will.

Undoubtedly. I’m more thinking about learning to react to currents and crosswinds. The windage would definitely not scale linearly, which means that the torque effects of that versus the control responses would differ from the real world.

If you mess up, do they hold you hostage on the boat until your boss coughs up the money?

With air brakes, in most states. Eeek.

oh yeah, I’ve been there. They take 10 minutes to show you how to start the generator and empty the waste tanks and then just flip you the keys.

It’s still shocking to me every time I go to rent a U-Haul how you don’t have to posses a single qualification outside a driver’s license to rent a 26' box truck. Or any of them, really. Just a driver’s license and a sense of adventure. Surprised more stuff like this doesn’t happen.

There HAS to be some level of drinking or drugs involved in this, right? Just lie to me if not; I can’t accept this is the outcome of sober thinking

Death Cab for Cutie.

Think about it like this, most race cars are rebuilt so many times they aren’t all original to begin with. There’s a bit of Ship of Theseus happening with old race cars. They’re worth so much, that someone will fix them. Lastly, the damage doesn’t appear to be very extreme.

that’s because many departments will outright reject applicants whose IQ is too high, that’s not a joke, and when you only hire people with low I.Q. well this is exactly the result you’re going to get.

This asshat is stationed at the same base as the asshat a few weeks ago hassling a dude on the sidewalk in his neighborhood.

That sounds like Full Metal Jacket.