Sadly, my immediate thought was that a lot of black men who got cuffed for jaywalking are about to get “accidentally” roasted by this feature.

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

WTF is a tragic wagon

Trump is a salesman, and FUD is a classic strategy. If gratuitous cruelty can be added on top of that, all the better.

What he is doing is throwing chaos grenades to distract the media from talking about his own colossal failures and corruption.

Are you kidding? Think of all the wrecks leaving the Cars & Croissants meets in Yurp. Total carnage.

This would immediately be the best looking Nissan sold in the US. Heck, badge it as an Infiniti if you need to, they don’t have much else going on, 

You know a lot of used rental cars get pumped to dealers at auctions right? 

“Well, you know, the best offer I had prior to this was 10,000 buttons and a ball of string, so your ridiculous lowball offer not based in reality sounds great!”

I love the guys that offer “CASH TODAY!”

I think COVID is being used as a scapegoat to get rid of people more than anything else.  Sounds to me like some folks wanted this guy out at Aston regardless of COVID.

I don’t have an MBA, but it seems less like boards firing their most prominet employee to make a point and more like this is a great opportunity for boards who don’t love their CEOs to get rid of them. If the CEO has a good relationship with the board or holds a majority, a la Musk, then they should be fine.

Lutefisk or surstromming or die!

Or worse turns it into a food truck.

Powertrain should interchange with Volvo 240.

Boxy but slow

Star for the Rock Auto hit. Hell they offer parts on my vehicles that don't even exist. Go on their site look for a trunk lid for an SUV. They say fill out your info and we can get you one.  A convertible top for a station wagon? No problem.

I was watching a TRY Channel video recently (they’re a group of Irish comedians who do entertaining reaction videos to foreign -- usually American -- foods), and someone sent them lobster-flavored candy. One of the reactors described the flavor as “a smeggy vag”. You KNOW that will be a flavor file one day if this…

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

I thought this article might be about identifying leaking fluids by taste.  I'm disappointed.