Not the bucket that the walrus is looking for

My brother in Winnipeg discovered that his Yaris temperature display will not go below -40 where his Hyundai will go to -45

Now we just have to wait for the solvent poisoning to take effect

my dad had his car slide off his driveway during a freezing rain episode- it was parked with the brake on but the driveway became too slippery and it slid down without any human input- the only casualty was a garbage can

No officer, the road jumped into my pickmeup truck took the wheel and steered me into the barricade like the hand of god expressing wrath

oh no did that make the turning radius worse ?

Got to admire he stick to it ness though

did that for a Corvette that had mice in it- 3 day weekend and it smelled sweet

I picture one of those tartan beanbag ashtrays overflowing on the dash

An ex girlfriend was at a dealer and a perk was they would wash your car while you were looking- they did it off site and she was stuck there for 4 hours waiting for her car to be returned she finally went apeshit on them and the car returned very quickly

Then you have to charge the homeowner for animal cruelty for killing their dog by dropping pieces of their house on it

I am confident that there wasn’t any problems with the arrest or evidence collection that could result in charges being dropped, with a margin of error around 150%

In the spirit of the times they should have a smallpox blanket edition

Can I return it and toss an old eclipse in the box ?

I heard Canada traded some Tim Horton’s franchises for the UP and some Faygo

Happy Grandpa sounds like something on the menu of a brothel

That was like trying to impress fellow bus passengers by discussing my Maserati BiTurbo

So that brick of Einsteinium I bought from Wish may not be real ?

Will Amazon be able to remotely yell at their drivers or shock them awake ? I remember years ago when some monitoring was installed on trucks where I worked, it looked at speed throttle position and number of times the brakes were applied- the drivers hated it and would pour coffee on top of the boxes trying to…

Wonder how many you can cram in a shipping container