Shrimps, shrimps wherever you can hide them!

After 14 years of marriage, I discovered that he was cheating on me with someone who pretended to be my friend.

Birth control should be in vending machines. Everywhere. For Free.

ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"

"...and the cycle of life continues. The large bird, having perished earlier, becomes food for the smaller creatures of the ecosystem as its body is slowly consumed over the course of four days."

And not a single pandaren in sight.