eljorro
El-Jorro
eljorro

If there were ever a time for night pizza, this is it.

Just in case you wanted the honest answer to the question...

My wife is a dog groomer so she both loves and hates the Westminster show. Loves it because cute dogs, and pointing out grooming jobs. Hates it because of what the AKC has done to dog breeds, especially German Shepherds, Goldens and Bull Dogs. Evidently Bull Dogs can’t even breed naturally anymore.

Yeah my best friend’s dad in High School owned the local funeral home and he was always having to go on a 300 mile round trip to the St. Louis airport to pick up and deliver bodies. He would take us with him and we would catch a baseball game after doing the pickup since like my friends dad said, “They aren’t in a

What the fuck is happening

I forgot these games were a thing, and now I have the sudden urge to play them again.  How I miss mascot platformers.

That’s no fun at all. 

Never heard of them.

Moderation and self-control.

how about “If you can’t convince someone to pay you $14 an hour without getting the government involved, then maybe your services are not worth and you do not deserve $14 per hour”

But if I can’t exploit my workers then I’ll have to get a real job as an exploited worker!

Capitalists see themselves as John Galt-like big-brain super-geniuses but they’re mediocrities whose only discernible talent is inheriting capital. They don’t want to invent anything or do any actual work, they just want a high rate of return on their inheritance. Then when the government says “wait aren’t you robbing

The avocado. It was the focal point of so many cultural flash points - generational antipathy against millennials, panics about shortages potentially caused by deportations ad tariffs, using peas as a substitute in guacamole, just to name a few. 

It absolutely is. It completely feels like you’re living in Hong Kong as a badass undercover cop from any of your favourite movies.

OOooooh, have Chuck E. Cheese go all future minimalist. The entire inside of the building is made to look like an Apple store, everything is glass and white plastic. There are no chairs, rides, games, or food. In the middle of the empty white room is a pedestal with a holographic Chuck E. head, that just slowly

My favorite Happy meals toys? The Hot Wheels toys, pre-2007, of course. The standouts in that set were the Studebaker drag wagon, yellow Corvette ZR1 and my favorite, the lime green Lotus Elise.

A+ and a dash of jealousy for your invention of the phrase “Steward of Sentimental Family Detritus.”

I was gifted my mother’s china and china hutch when my parents downsized. Most of it was worthless to sell, but replacements.com will give an estimate of what they will pay for certain items in a particular pattern. I netted about $75 for serving bowls and napkins rings (!). The china hutch was repurposed as a

When it became obvious to my family that I was going to be the first of my generation to get married, I was immediately designated by silent, mutual decree to become the Steward of Sentimental Family Detritus. In my case, it was particularly exacerbated by the fact that my mom died when I was young, so every scrap of