I think to truly determine the winner of this draft, you must make and eat four burgers made only from each participant’s draft picks.

I didn’t know Michael C Hall did audiobooks.  I bet he was terrific reading this.

Lots of military and government workers in DC.  Pretty serious prison time for defecting to the rival company for more money.

My experience is admittedly anecdotal, but you’ll have a hard time finding a more hated man in West Virginia than Rich Rodriguez.

beautiful imagery.

How about we get every non-division winner in baseball involved in the wild card.

N. Getting hit by a bus.

No, that was the monocled rook.

Mr. and Mrs. Jack Spratt here.

Uh, no... “crow” is an actual slur for a man of the night’s watch.

Tough, but fair.

Jon and Ygritte last on your list?  You know nothing Bob Funch.

There’s a Chik Fil A inside the King’s Dominion theme park that’s closed on Sundays, and a significant portion of KD’s operating schedule is weekends only.  The mind fairly boggles.

Tangentially related: 1 star amazon reviews for products that didn’t arrive on-time/at all.  People, please review the product, not the process of receiving it.

Anheuser products made me avoid Anheuser products.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

would like to star twice: once for sticking up for Red Robin and once for sticking it to the Childless Ones.

With a 7, 4, and 3 year old, Red Robin is absolutely number one of my list of favorite dining options.

‘member Andy in the first Toy Story?  I ‘member!

I’m not crying, you’re crying!