$120,000 for the right to name this currently nameless work. 

over an ad?

Green eggs and ham, just to be able to say to my kids that I tried them even though I didn’t think I would like them; got to put your money where your mouth is.

I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet, I assume you don’t share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Yet, they’re both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don’t they? However interesting…

The French Press pun was my favorite, just so you know.

That is Christmas Vacation.

yes.

Hard to judge the merits of the expectation without seeing the menu description.

This one isn’t as egregious as some of the other letter writers, but there’s still an unpalatable level of entitlement surrounding the idea of what should be comped in these stories.

Those lords a leaping are definitely insufferable, but eating them is a little much. 

Yeah, a guy doing HS Football commentary for no one does tug on the heartstrings a bit. 

Diabetes in an apology.

One hell of a sandwich costume.

How did Drew come up with his rankings this week? 5 throwgasms for a Mahomes-less Chiefs/Packers game? 4 for the allure of watching the Cardinals get absolutely wrecked in the Superdome? Only 3 for a red-hot Panthers team taking on the undefeated Niners?

This should have been a candidate for an entry into “Very Short Debates”

We’ve got ourselves a real idea-(wo)man here.  You’re going places.

Don Draper was AWOL in California during that creative process.

Witten and Booger were both on the MNF broadcast team last year.  Part of what made Witten so terrible was the back and forth between those two.

they’re not?  … I feel foolish.

and on Sunday.