I didn’t hand out the stink eye in that situation. But now I have three kids (2 girls, 1 boy) under seven all out of diapers; right at the age where you can forget being told they need to potty before it’s a full on emergency.

is this some kind of meta-satire?

Gabriel!

First day of school for my daughter this year was August 14th.

Willie Beamen could not be reached for comment.  

WYTS!!! Football really is coming! 

True, but either way, Speedy misses it.

I imagine Speedy Gonzales ending up last on the list explains the absence of “being hit by a bus”; there’s not a bus in the world that’s fast enough to hit him.

I understand that there is a little wiggle room between the salary cap and the salary floor, but isn’t it true that for the most part all the players on the team are going to be pulling their share from the same pot of money?

Bravo sir.

I would really like to see video of the last three minutes of this match.

Same boat, but I’m having a lot of fun reading through the old comments.

RE: Your West Virginia shape commentary: I invite you to look at the way I’ve arranged the fingers on my hand to most closely replicate its shape.

or what they might have to say about the (certainly harmless wording, I’m sure) wypipo.

They’ve even moved to a format where the commentary gets updated every week during the season, working active storylines into the game. 

ASVAB = Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. If you were drafted, it was probably called something different at the time but the same principle applies.

Ah yes, basic training; one of the only times in your Army career that you’re mixed in with every ASVAB score they’ll admit into service.

I jest of course. It was just a little jarring to see your use of Billiam here; I’ve only ever heard it from one other source and I thought it was an abomination of her own, isolated creation rather than something that may be more common than I’m comfortable with.

As a William that went by Billy as a child, I’m going to guess calling him Billiam had something to do with it.

based on username, I’d say you have the placement and access to know if there are standing wipers. Good to know they don’t exist.