Hey Smokeboy, did you accidentally leave off the smoking portion of your salmon recipe, or do you eat it straight out of the fridge as the text seems to imply?

Dom, your writing on the NFL, in my estimation, is some of the best out there. But this statement, published on the GMG, is incredibly lacking in self-awareness. 

Is this the first nomination for the 2019 Name of the Year bracket?

It’s gotten worse recently (specifically November ‘16), but I remember being surprised a few years back upon discovering his articles over at GQ and how partisan they tended to be compared to his work here at Deadspin.

T. Jason watches a 1:oo game, a 4:30 game, (or redzone through these timeslots) and the 8:30 game. The past couple of years he may have gotten in on the 10:00am London games. I don’t think he’s claiming a single game lasts 12+ hours.

9/11 times a million!?!? I don’t even know how much that is! Does anybody?

there actually is, but their logo looks like it was pulled from the cutting room floor of Any Given Sunday.

And the skin from semi-professional athletes makes terrific receiving gloves.

I believe it was actually a joint venture between the folks at Williams-Sonoma and the executive producers of children’s programming.

Framing my response in terms of the NFL as it’s the only sport I follow closely.

allegedly taking the month off to work on another book.

I offered up the Titans elsewhere, but Texans isn’t a bad choice. I also see the 2017 Jaguars as some sort of aberration. Let’s just agree that the AFC South is the most irrelevant division.

You seem to have forgotten that the Titans exist, proving that they are the correct answer to Jack’s question.

That wasn’t funny at all, Patton. Two thumbs down.

you get a star, but I think the butt fumble doesn’t happen often enough to be the most embarrassing thing in sports. I’ll absolutely grant most embarrassing moment.

Hey, where’s the spoiler warning!?!

MpfnfuFord coming in hot with the important, unaddressed question.

Betteridge’s Law strikes again.

I take Matt’s points - I do see a difference between this question and the poop dilemmas - but I don’t like his choice to include the question.

You could still tuck in, but I don’t think you’d be worthy of being featured in the Respectbag.