I dunno, I could see Rex being an S&M kind of guy.

You’ve caught me.

LOL, Dana’s customer made a math error. What a fucking idiot!

*snicker* “heh, he said taint” *snicker*

Glad to see Brett Favre isn’t a shit-ass Rockies fan.

“As pastimes go, tailgating is great because there’s not much to it.”

Maybe he was just hoping to piss off the team enough for them to give him the finger.

Bravo!

Looks like the hackers also put a giant dick up as the cover photo.

Isn’t it Cleatus? As in Cleatus the football robot wears cleats?

Who in the hell approved your week off right in the middle of WYTS season? Last week was awful.

“Become a soccer physio,” they said. “It’s an easy job,” they said. “You’ll never have to coat a player’s ass in cold spray in a stadium full of people,” they said.

excellent counter-point. (is this the appropriate part of the post to throw in a “Sike”?

This was much more clever than the standard “*your”. You won’t break kinja from receiving too many stars, but I want you to know that I appreciated it.

In my feed at least, this story appears directly above a sponsored post trying (I’m guessing) to get me to visit national parks specifically because bears live there. The separation between content staff and marketing staff is admirable.

I took my 3 year old daughter to see Inside Out last weekend on a daddy-daughter date while mom and grandma were shopping. Worst theater ever: about halfway through the movie they started pumping in dust through the ventilation system and allowed the other patrons sitting near me to dice onions.

Ha! I went back and checked last year’s results: while their overal 6-10 finish is far from impressive, their 1-4 primetime record was comically abysmal.

Does this also explain why they do so poorly in primetime games?

“Plus, their last two games were on Friday nights, when there are better things to be doing than watching what you’ve already seen.”

To be clear, the Funbag is no less useful in making a man more adequate than 90% of the articles posted here.