Also, knowing Ms. Horn disapproves will only add to my satisfaction in wearing my sandals and shorts.

Huge thanks to whoever put the yellow circle showing where the kick was.... I’d have surely missed it.

I don’t think I could have watched that drunk and had any idea what was going on.

Good call on not trying to explain Warrant Officers in the Basic Training overview.

This is the sort of post I was hoping for when I signed on to deadspin this evening.

Sounds equally frustrating. I don't often venture outside of Deadspin; all other Gawker entities are marked "here there be dragons" on the site map in my mind.

That's part of my issue with the series. You don't see many comments along the lines of "wow, this is incredibly useful information and will certainly help improve my lot in life." Instead, it's a flurry of commenters giving each other high fives over their ability to share conventional wisdom.

When that one comes along, if it's particularly well written I'll place it on the useful shelf next to a few of the cleaning columns.

I realize I may be late to the party, but I've decided I hate almost every one of these adequate man posts. Incredibly condescending. And if it isn't condescending for most readers, do I want to count myself among their ranks.

Her name is Janay Rice. You claim to use Palmer in the article to avoid a Rice/Rice confusion, but it seems to have been as an effort to make it a Ray vs. Janay issue rather than a family issue, which she has chosen to make it.

You’ve been sitting on that comment for weeks, haven’t you?

If you haven’t seen the Colbert Report clip from when the OAF was founded, you need to.

Are you REALLY here calling another writer's post condescending?

D-d-d-d-d-d-d That's all, Folks!

Guy in blue didn't appear to deserve that kick to the face.

Wow... it really didn't take long for AdEQUATE MAN to run out of useful topics before diving into something like this.

"The original sniper is Paris, who dastardly kills the Greek hero Achilles from long range with a bow and arrow;"

"That's why a lot of people, myself included, called the enemy "savages.""

I'm funny with Corona that way. I can't be bothered to drink one in almost any situation, but for some reason, if I'm at a table in Vegas I can't put enough of them away. I've just come to associate the two somehow and I can't break it.

I hope this opens the door to Olympic Tether Ball, Olympic Foursquare, and if we're lucky, Olympic H-O-R-S-E.