A little long to read. Just tell me this: Is it "Excellent" or "Bogus"?

Black-O-Lantern, by Wasatch: I had a layover in SLC back in early November and the label on this bottle intrigued me. I really have no patience for the tired pumpkin beer concept, but this beer was something entirely different. I have had zero luck in locating any of it in or around DC.

As soon as you figure out how to convince your wife to give it a go, let me know.

I could write that exact sentence and it apply to me. I can't enjoy a beer in the shower while she's home anymore because of the inevitable argument, but if she's out of town it's all shower beers all the time.

Except that RG3 was chasing after them instead of standing there saying, "gee, wish I still had those footballs". If he was punting them into the Potomac, that would complete the analogy.

Will I remember a sack celebration that's meant to draw awareness to something in the real world in 5 years? 3 years? (3 weeks?) Or am I likely to remember the real world issue without a football player's help? Maybe stick to football while between the lines.

He missed a perfect opportunity to answer "What song did you listen to this morning?" with "[Usher's] Yeah!"

Haha.... except he had an interception on Sunday.