I’m either closer to the ending than I think or I’m going to spend way longer than 10 hours. Besides sucking at the game and having to fight bosses multiple times, I’m having a great time scouring the environments looking for Rots, and hats, and stuff like that. If you’re on Story mode and just beeline to objectives,…

It’s 40.

its in the settings, not too onerous really.

“but it’s been anything but an easy road to get there.”

Say what you will, but I for one am ready for Fischer-senpai to join the Third Echelon club at his school, where he receives missions from the absurdly powerful Club President Lambert-san to protect the honor of the school from panty-raiding perverts and violent delinquents, all while shyly trying to win the heart of…

Easy fix: ban that shit, too.

What kind of mental issue does someone need to have to get on here and post “I don’t have a problem, therefor the thousands and thousands of people who do have this problem must be jelly-covered toddlers”?

Found the edgy hot-take. Stand back, you can’t handle this guy’s cool, folks.

Is this happening because my dad cancelled our SI subscription in ‘03?

He would have liked to laugh it all off, but he wasn’t abel.

I limit my game purchases much more these days. I try to have no more than two active games and try to buy a new one only after beating one of the active two. Of course, crazy low deals happen and I get codes for games sometimes, so I break this rule often. But I’m trying!

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

This is so consumer friendly I had to double check if it was really published by EA

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Seriously though. Or more likely, “my family has all been sharing on one Switch but we were finally able to find a second one for Christmas so my freeloading children need to offload their shit and leave me alone to gather Korok seeds in peace”.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?

I have been hiding about $500 in emergency cash in an old coat I never wear. Last week I came from a business trip and my wife informed me that she was cleaning out some closets and donated a bunch of stuff to Goodwill, including my old coat (with ~$500).

I know, but I said it was. I thought we could do this now.